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Moon Puns

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The Latest Moon Puns / Jokes From Around The Web


Here's a list of moon jokes and puns we've compiled from social media, some are pretty clever while others are corny. All in all it's the best of what we could gather that's floating around the web, enjoy.

Q. Why did the lunar salesman get fired?
A. Because he couldn't selene thing.

Q. How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
A. He Apollo-gises.

Q. What do you call a clock on the moon?
A. A lunartick.

Q: How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb on the moon?
A: None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know.
Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon? Because it was full!
Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full!

Full Moon Jokes,  Astronaut Jokes,  
    
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Hey bro, nice sand castle there Let me come up to get a better look
Hey bro, nice sand castle there

Let me come up to get a better look

Full Moon Jokes,  Funny Science Quotes,  
    
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Moon Walken'
Moon Walken'

Memes,  Christopher Walken Meme,  
    
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Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

Memes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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Did You Know
  • The Moon has only been walked on by 12 people; all American males.
  • The rise and fall of the tides on Earth is caused by the Moon.
  • The Moon is the fifth largest natural satellite in the Solar System.
  • The Moon’s gravity is 1/6 that of Earth.
  • The Moon rotates at ten miles per hour.
    • Am I technically Mooning NASA??
    Am I technically

    Mooning NASA??

    Memes,  Astronaut Jokes,  
        
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    The real Blood Moon
    The real

    Blood Moon

    Funny Pictures,  Super Moon Pictures,  Super Moon,  
        
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    Im super Thanks for asking
    Im super

    Thanks for asking

    Memes,  Super Moon,  Play On Word Jokes,  
        
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    Dark side of the goon
    Dark side of the goon

    Memes,  Newt Gingrich Meme,  
        
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    the dark side of the moon pills! now!
    the dark side of the moon

    pills!

    now!

    Funny Pictures,  Moon Jokes,  Robbery Jokes,  
        
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    Moon Airport Pittsburgh
    Moon

    Airport

    Pittsburgh

    Funny Jokes,  Funny Airport Signs,  The Most Funny Jokes  
        
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    A man went to the rocket station and asked for a ticket to the moon.

    "Sorry, sir," said the attendant, "the moon is full just now."

    Space Shuttle Jokes,  Full Moon Jokes  
        
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    His solar panels are aimed at the moon.

    Roast One Liners,  Big Ear Jokes  
        
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    It's the end of the world Not the end of the moon
    It's the end of the world

    Not the end of the moon

    End Of The World Jokes,  Funny End Of The World Jokes  
        
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    kid high as fishing on the moon and
    kid high as

    fishing on the moon and

        
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    Planets Are just the suns moon's
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    Planets

    Are just the suns moon's

    Planet Jokes,  Science Jokes,  Dumb Jokes,  
        
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    Timeline
    1959
    Luna 1 was the first spacecraft to reach the Moon, and the first of a series of Soviet automatic interplanetary stations successfully launched in the direction of the Moon.
    Jan. 2, Luna 1 was the first spacecraft to reach the Moon, and the first of a series of Soviet automatic interplanetary stations successfully launched in the direction of the Moon.




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