Morning Humor

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Whats the most dangerous game to play?

"Imma just wake up early and do it then"
Whats the most dangerous game to play?

"Imma just wake up early and do it then"


Memes,  Morning Jokes Quotes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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"I'll get gas in the morning on my way to work" is just self sabotage
"I'll get gas in the morning on my way to work" is just self sabotage

Memes,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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I hope whoever ends up with me enjoys my 13 alarms and when I snooze each one of them
I hope whoever ends up with me enjoys my 13 alarms and when I snooze each one of them

Memes,  Funny Dating Quotes,  Annoying Jokes,  
    
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You ever spend so long in bed you start feeling like the grandparents from Charlie and the chocolate factory
You ever spend so long in bed you start feeling like the grandparents from Charlie and the chocolate factory

Memes,  Bed And Bedroom Jokes,  
    
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At the point in my life where caffeine has no effect on how tired I am & I drink it only to avoid a soul crushing headache
At the point in my life where caffeine has no effect on how tired I am & I drink it only to avoid a soul crushing headache

Memes,  Headache Jokes,  
    
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Do u ever set 2 alarms for the morning where the first one is like 'im gonna make myself eggs for breakfast and look like a snack today' and the second one is like 'im gonna have to deal with a snack for breakfast and look like an egg today'
Do u ever set 2 alarms for the morning where the first one is like 'im gonna make myself eggs for breakfast and look like a snack today' and the second one is like 'im gonna have to deal with a snack for breakfast and look like an egg today'

Memes,  Alarm Clock Jokes,  
    
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What if you ARE a morning person but you're just in the wrong time zone
What if you ARE a morning person but you're just in the wrong time zone

Memes,  Time Zone Jokes,  
    
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What part of your morning routine takes the longest?

Finding he will to live.
What part of your morning routine takes the longest?

Finding he will to live.


Memes,  Life Sucks Jokes,  
    
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you ever wake up for work and be like...  it... fire me
you ever wake up for work and be like... it... fire me

Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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*Has an ice coffee in the morning*

My health: Ok

Me: *orders another iced coffee an hour later*

My health:
*Has an ice coffee in the morning*

My health: Ok

Me: *orders another iced coffee an hour later*

My health:


Memes,  Health Jokes,  Coffee Humor,  
    
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What part of your morning routine takes the longest?

Deciding to get up
What part of your morning routine takes the longest?

Deciding to get up


Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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How my neighbors hear my car first thing in the morning
How my neighbors hear my car first thing in the morning

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  Neighbor Jokes,  
    
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When you're too tired to go to work, too broke to quit, and too old to get a sugar daddy.
When you're too tired to go to work, too broke to quit, and too old to get a sugar daddy.

Memes,  Life Sucks Jokes,  
    
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When your alarm go off in the morning and you start counting how many absences you got
KAPPITS (3)
Lucy: Let’s see I have missed 123457 ETC.
Lucy: Lucy every morning
Lucy: Lucy
When your alarm go off in the morning and you start counting how many absences you got

Memes,  Funny Daily Thoughts,  Jokes For Students,  
    
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When you get out the shower and gotta start getting ready buy you just sit on the bed looking like this for 42 hours
When you get out the shower and gotta start getting ready buy you just sit on the bed looking like this for 42 hours

Memes,  When You Meme,  Lazy Meme,  
    
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