Morning Jokes Quotes

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Whats the most dangerous game to play?

"Imma just wake up early and do it then"
Whats the most dangerous game to play?

"Imma just wake up early and do it then"


Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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I set alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up
I set alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up

Memes,  Alarm Clock Jokes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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Me: Well I just work up. Time to be productive

Me to me: Stare at your phone in bed for an hour
Me: Well I just work up. Time to be productive

Me to me: Stare at your phone in bed for an hour


Memes,  Procrastination Jokes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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Autocorrect changed "Morning run" to "Morning rum"

Rum!

... Change of plans, guys.
Autocorrect changed "Morning run" to "Morning rum"

Rum!

... Change of plans, guys.


Memes,  Autocorrect Jokes,  Rum Jokes,  
    
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me:  work i don't really give a  about this 9am shift!

**8:55am**

me:
me: work i don't really give a about this 9am shift!

**8:55am**

me:



Memes,  Funny Quotes About Work,  Hate My Job Jokes,  
    
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When you hear your kids wake up in the morning...

So it begins
When you hear your kids wake up in the morning...

So it begins


Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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Excuse me. Sir? I am just NOT a morning person! Could I start at say, 10 a.m., then work later into the evening.
Excuse me. Sir? I am just NOT a morning person! Could I start at say, 10 a.m., then work later into the evening.

Viking Jokes,  Slave Jokes,  
    
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look at you

already posting  didn't even brush your teeth yet!
KAPPITS (1)
Crack: Good morning
Good morning

look at you

already posting didn't even brush your teeth yet!


Memes,  Funny Good Morning Quotes,  Instagram Meme,  
    
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When the sleep feels so good but you gotta get out the bed
When the sleep feels so good but you gotta get out the bed

Memes,  Sleep Jokes,  Bed And Bedroom Jokes,  
    
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It's your only day to sleep in?

Here, let me play you the song of my people
It's your only day to sleep in?

Here, let me play you the song of my people


Memes,  Funny Landscaping Slogans,  Noise Jokes,  
    
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I need three cups of coffee to have enough energy to leave the house to get a cup of coffee
I need three cups of coffee to have enough energy to leave the house to get a cup of coffee

Funny Jokes,  Coffee Jokes,  Coffee Joke,  
    
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I feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
I feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

Funny Quotes,  Breakfast Joke,  Funny Thoughts On Life,  
    
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gentle reminder that it's not a walk of shame if you stop for lunch on the way.
gentle reminder that it's not a walk of shame if you stop for lunch on the way.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Morning Quotes,  
    
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good 

morning

blow me
good

morning

blow me


Memes,  Funny Good Morning Jokes,  
    
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you need to get up

you need to  off
you need to get up

you need to off


Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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