Morning Jokes

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Them: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?

Me: My bladder mostly.
Them: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?

Me: My bladder mostly.


Memes,  Peeing Jokes,  
    
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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great
Starting your day with an early morning run is a great

Memes,  Running Jokes,  
    
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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music is blaring like woooaah I am not the same person I was last night
I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music is blaring like woooaah I am not the same person I was last night

Memes,  Music Jokes,  
    
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When someone starts mowing their lawn before 10am on the weekend
When someone starts mowing their lawn before 10am on the weekend

Memes,  Funny Weekend Memes,  
    
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When you wake up in the morning and reality sets in
When you wake up in the morning and reality sets in

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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when you wakeup in a complicated  mood
when you wakeup in a complicated mood

Memes,  When You Meme,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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Me every morning, why lord,why wasn't I born rich instead I'm a peasant that has to work every day forever and ever
Me every morning, why lord,why wasn't I born rich instead I'm a peasant that has to work every day forever and ever

Memes,  Complaining Jokes,  
    
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When your alarm goes off and you sit there contemplating how much you need your job
When your alarm goes off and you sit there contemplating how much you need your job

Memes,  Hate Job Jokes,  
    
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This is me everyday when I wake up having to be an adult, deal with responsibilities and people
This is me everyday when I wake up having to be an adult, deal with responsibilities and people

Memes,  Daily Life Jokes,  Adult One Liners,  
    
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How most moms wake their kids up vs my mom wakes me up
How most moms wake their kids up vs my mom wakes me up

Memes,  Mom Humor,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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When you wake up realizing that you have 4 minutes to get sober, get dressed and make it to work
When you wake up realizing that you have 4 minutes to get sober, get dressed and make it to work

Memes,  When You Meme,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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How women look at you when they wake up before you and they're bored and want to interrupt your peaceful sleep.
How women look at you when they wake up before you and they're bored and want to interrupt your peaceful sleep.

Memes,  Jokes On Women,  Sleeping Jokes,  
    
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that annoying feelings when you wake up in the morning instead of dying in your sleep.
that annoying feelings when you wake up in the morning instead of dying in your sleep.

Memes,  Annoying Jokes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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When eve anyone wants to talk to me about anything in the morning
When eve anyone wants to talk to me about anything in the morning

Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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w others wake up..

w i wake up...
w others wake up..

w i wake up...


Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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