Mosquito Jokes

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"Yo how bad are the mosquitoes out there?

Me:
"Yo how bad are the mosquitoes out there?

Me:


Memes,  Black Panther Meme,  
    
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Mosquitos are the only ones who think I'm a snack
Mosquitos are the only ones who think I'm a snack

Memes,  Self Deprecating Jokes,  
    
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It's hot! Tonight I'll leave the window open.
It's hot! Tonight I'll leave the window open.

Moth Jokes,  Dracula Jokes,  
    
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So you're telling me

Every year these mos
So you're telling me

Every year these mos


Memes,  Skeptical African Kid (theme),  
    
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"Robust overtones of steak and chips with a pronounced cholesterol finish."
"Robust overtones of steak and chips with a pronounced cholesterol finish."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Insect Jokes,  
    
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Not sure if mosquito bite

Or deadly spider bite
Not sure if mosquito bite

Or deadly spider bite


Spider Bite Jokes,  Futurama Fry Meme (theme),  
    
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when you're at charlie sheen's use and see a mosquito
when you're at charlie sheen's use and see a mosquito

Memes,  Charlie Sheen Memes,  
    
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Knock knock.

Whos there?

Amos.

Amos who?

"A mosquito."
Knock knock.

Whos there?

Amos.

Amos who?

"A mosquito."


Funny Jokes,  Bad Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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I just want to kill the mosquito
I just want to kill the mosquito

Memes,  Ron Artest Meme,  
    
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bedbugs got these es lying on mosquitoes!
bedbugs got these es lying on mosquitoes!

Funny Jokes,  Dirty House Jokes,  
    
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Just killed a mosquito

It drew first blood
Just killed a mosquito

It drew first blood


Memes,  Rambo Jokes,  
    
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Not tellin u how to do ur job big bro but mosquitoes was a bad move @God
Not tellin u how to do ur job big bro but mosquitoes was a bad move @God

Funny Jokes,  God Jokes,  
    
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what's worse than a mosquito in your room? two mosquitoes in your room.

@lacybontems we finn run a train on you
what's worse than a mosquito in your room? two mosquitoes in your room.

@lacybontems we finn run a train on you


Memes,  Funny Bug Jokes,  
    
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when u finally see that  as mosquito
when u finally see that as mosquito

Memes,  Statue Jokes,  
    
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Happy first day of spring

Miss me?
Happy first day of spring

Miss me?


Memes,  Funny Spring Sayings,  Spring Meme,  
    
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