Mountain Jokes

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If archaeology is just a science than Mount Everest is just a hill.
If archaeology is just a science than Mount Everest is just a hill.

Science Jokes,  Archaeologist Jokes,  
    
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Escalator to top of mountain peak on one side, rock climber struggles on other side.
Escalator to top of mountain peak on one side, rock climber struggles on other side.

Rock Climbing Jokes,  Escalator Jokes,  
    
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This mountain looks like Johnny Bravo
This mountain looks like Johnny Bravo

Memes,  Funny Look Alikes,  Funny Cartoon Jokes,  
    
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Gary Johnson did not climb Mt. Everest.

Mt. Everet bowed to his awesomeness, but Gary Johnson was unimpressed, so he stepped on it.
Gary Johnson did not climb Mt. Everest.

Mt. Everet bowed to his awesomeness, but Gary Johnson was unimpressed, so he stepped on it.


Memes,  Gary Johnson Meme,  Mountain Climbing Jokes,  
    
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When u mean to type "oh my god" but accidentally type "oh mt god"
When u mean to type "oh my god" but accidentally type "oh mt god"

Memes,  Best Stupid Jokes,  Corny Jokes,  
    
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Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.
Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.

Funny Pictures,  Cute Joke Of The Day,  
    
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Yo Mommas so fat, we were playing hide and go seek and I spotted her behind the Himalayas.
Yo Mommas so fat, we were playing hide and go seek and I spotted her behind the Himalayas.

Funny Jokes,  Mama So Fat Jokes,  
    
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Well that escalated quickly
Well that escalated quickly

Memes,  That Escalated Quickly Meme (theme),  
    
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For my wife, I climbed the hightest mountains and swam the deepest seas

But she left me, for never being home
For my wife, I climbed the hightest mountains and swam the deepest seas

But she left me, for never being home


Relatable Posts,  Rock Climbing Jokes,  Mountain Climbing Jokes,  
    
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Look at all the mountains

Netherlands doesn't has
Look at all the mountains

Netherlands doesn't has


Memes,  Netherlands Jokes,  Quotes Jokes,  
    
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You know you're from Colorado when

"Toward the mountains" and "aways from the mountains" are legit directions
You know you're from Colorado when

"Toward the mountains" and "aways from the mountains" are legit directions


Jokes About Colorado,  Colorado State Jokes,  Colorado Jokes  
    
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Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

A: "Hi, Cliff"


Name Puns,  Funny Jokes For Little Kids,  Funny Little Kid Jokes,  
    
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Do the people who climb the world's highest mountain ever rest?

Mountain Climbing Jokes,  Sleep Puns  
    
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I just climbed a mountain of fish, or you could say...

I scaled it.


Mountain Climbing Jokes,  Fish Puns,  
    
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