Mouse Jokes

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Galileo 

Is my homeboy
Galileo

Is my homeboy


Galileo Jokes,  Science Memes,  
    
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Memes,  Death Jokes One Liners,  Celebrity Jokes 2016,  
    
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Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...
Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...

Rat Jokes,  Funny Cute Love Jokes,  
    
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Q: What is gray, has four legs, a tail, and a trunk?

A: A mouse on vacation.
Q: What is gray, has four legs, a tail, and a trunk?

A: A mouse on vacation.


Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Vacation Joke,  
    
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Having a bad day? Here's a mouse wearing a sweater
Having a bad day? Here's a mouse wearing a sweater

Memes,  Bad Day Jokes,  
    
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Your cholesterol level is not good: I'm afraid you need to cut down on your cheese consumption...
Your cholesterol level is not good: I'm afraid you need to cut down on your cheese consumption...

Cholesterol Jokes,  Cheese Jokes For Kids,  Cheese Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Why don't you use a mousetrap?

We were hoping the cholesterol would kill them!
Why don't you use a mousetrap?

We were hoping the cholesterol would kill them!


Cholesterol Jokes,  Funny Food Comics,  
    
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And I will hates u in a house, and I will hates u with a mouse, and I will hates u here or there, and I will hates u anywhere


Cat In The Hat,  Hate You Jokes,  
    
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Earnest Early had very big ears.

They said he could hear a mouse sneaking up from a hundred yards away.

He could not.
Earnest Early had very big ears.

They said he could hear a mouse sneaking up from a hundred yards away.

He could not.


Funny Big Ear Jokes,  Funny Comic Cartoons,  
    
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Imagine being a kid in Stuart Littles orphanage and someone picked a mouse over you
Imagine being a kid in Stuart Littles orphanage and someone picked a mouse over you

Movie Humor,  Movie Jokes,  Movie Memes,  
    
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When you're ignoring someone's text but ur still up on Twitter

Be as quiet as a mouse
When you're ignoring someone's text but ur still up on Twitter

Be as quiet as a mouse


Memes,  Texting Humor,  
    
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i killed a mouse for you...

i'll do anything for you...anything.
i killed a mouse for you...

i'll do anything for you...anything.


Memes,  Crazy Cat Meme,  
    
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This was outside a computer repair shop near my home
This was outside a computer repair shop near my home

Funny Pictures,  Mouse Puns,  
    
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Play matchmaker for hundreds of fruit flies

Sleep alone
Play matchmaker for hundreds of fruit flies

Sleep alone


Memes,  Fruit Fly Jokes,  Sleep Fail,  
    
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My aunt has a snake at my house and she bought a mouse to feed him the mouse is now on day 5 and they are BFFs now
My aunt has a snake at my house and she bought a mouse to feed him the mouse is now on day 5 and they are BFFs now

Funny Pictures,  Funniest Tweets Ever,  
    
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