Movie Theater Jokes

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"That's not how it happened but okay"
"That's not how it happened but okay"

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Avengers Endgame will reportedly have NO post-credit scenes nor mid credit scenes.

That's fine. I'm still not leaving the theater. Just in case yall lying.
Avengers Endgame will reportedly have NO post-credit scenes nor mid credit scenes.

That's fine. I'm still not leaving the theater. Just in case yall lying.


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The "off to watch Avengers: Endgame" starter pack
The "off to watch Avengers: Endgame" starter pack

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Rules if you're watching Avengers Endgame with me:
Rules if you're watching Avengers Endgame with me:

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Trying to get tickets for Avengers: Endgame...
Trying to get tickets for Avengers: Endgame...

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Them: "Avengers: Endgame is supposed to be 3 hours long!! You're not really gonna sit there and watch 3 hours of a superhero movie, are you?"

Me:
Them: "Avengers: Endgame is supposed to be 3 hours long!! You're not really gonna sit there and watch 3 hours of a superhero movie, are you?"

Me:


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When cargo pants won't fit all the snacks you have to sneak into the movie theater
When cargo pants won't fit all the snacks you have to sneak into the movie theater

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Movie theaters want to know what it's going to take to get you off the couch.

Let's start by not charging my life savings for a small popcorn.
Movie theaters want to know what it's going to take to get you off the couch.

Let's start by not charging my life savings for a small popcorn.


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Some girl said "You're ghetto if you bring food from outside into the movies"

No but you might be stupid if you pay 4.99 for a bag of Twizzlers, Brenda
Some girl said "You're ghetto if you bring food from outside into the movies"

No but you might be stupid if you pay 4.99 for a bag of Twizzlers, Brenda


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! There is no one in my Incredibles 2 theater under the age of 15

2. A group of 15 guys just walked in with beers and yelled "wheres my super suit!?"

We are not here to mess around.
! There is no one in my Incredibles 2 theater under the age of 15

2. A group of 15 guys just walked in with beers and yelled "wheres my super suit!?"

We are not here to mess around.


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Only 9's kids will understand and appreciate this one...

Used to be loud as hell too.
Only 9's kids will understand and appreciate this one...

Used to be loud as hell too.


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Everyone in the theater waiting for the post credit scenes like
Everyone in the theater waiting for the post credit scenes like

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me going into the theater vs me coming out of it
me going into the theater vs me coming out of it

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Me: "Yo where are you guys?"

Friends: "We're nearly there, save us a seat"

Me:
Me: "Yo where are you guys?"

Friends: "We're nearly there, save us a seat"

Me:


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is selling pickles in movie theatres really just a texas thing ?? like.... i can't imagine going to a movie and not getting a pickle like... what!!

what the  is going on in texas
is selling pickles in movie theatres really just a texas thing ?? like.... i can't imagine going to a movie and not getting a pickle like... what!!

what the is going on in texas


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