Movie Theater Jokes

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"What's that in your bag?"

"An AK-47

"No, next to that"

"A bag of Cheetos"

"You can't bring that into the theater"
"What's that in your bag?"

"An AK-47

"No, next to that"

"A bag of Cheetos"

"You can't bring that into the theater"


Memes,  Gun Joke,  
    
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Alliance players at Warcraft movie

Horde players at Warcraft movie
Alliance players at Warcraft movie

Horde players at Warcraft movie


Memes,  Gamer Meme,  
    
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Finding Dory

Expectations vs reality
Finding Dory

Expectations vs reality


Memes,  Finding Dory Meme,  Expectation Vs Reality Jokes,  
    
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When you in line for Finding Dory and a kid asks "Aren't you too old for this?"
When you in line for Finding Dory and a kid asks "Aren't you too old for this?"

Memes,  Finding Dory Meme,  Mr Krabs Meme,  
    
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When u buy a movie ticket and they say "enjoy your movie" and you say "you too"

Why do I say things
When u buy a movie ticket and they say "enjoy your movie" and you say "you too"

Why do I say things


Memes,  Stupid Funny Sayings,  
    
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Goes to rated R movie on 17th birthday

Forgets ID
Goes to rated R movie on 17th birthday

Forgets ID


Funny Bad Luck Brian Memes,  17th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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i wonder w many nut stains are on tse mattresses
i wonder w many nut stains are on tse mattresses

Memes,  Cum Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why do folks from Wyoming go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 

A: 17 and under are not admitted.
Q: Why do folks from Wyoming go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?

A: 17 and under are not admitted.


Wyoming State Jokes,  Funny Stupid Facts,  
    
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Made friends with this guy before the movie started. Just in case.
Made friends with this guy before the movie started. Just in case.

Memes,  Shooting Jokes,  White Boy Jokes,  
    
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Our local cinema closed down a while ago.

This is how it said goodbye...

Thats all folks
Our local cinema closed down a while ago.

This is how it said goodbye...

Thats all folks


Funny Farewell Sayings,  Funny Pics Of The Day,  Funny Images Captions,  
    
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w chicago  sneak candy into movies...
w chicago sneak candy into movies...

Memes,  Candy Meme,  
    
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When you gotta sneak snacks into the movies for the whole crew.
When you gotta sneak snacks into the movies for the whole crew.

Memes,  Fashion Humor,  
    
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why the 

would you bring a baby to the movie theater?
why the

would you bring a baby to the movie theater?


Picard Meme (theme),  Captain Picard Meme (theme),  Baby Jokes,  
    
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when a  keeps kickin the back of your seat at the movie theater.

sup
when a keeps kickin the back of your seat at the movie theater.

sup


Relatable Posts,  Funny Dog Memes,  
    
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Me in the movie theater: 

You know in the book they actually...
Me in the movie theater:

You know in the book they actually...


Memes,  Film Jokes,  
    
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