Movie Theater Jokes

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when you're 5 seconds into your movie and people are already talking
when you're 5 seconds into your movie and people are already talking

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Me at the movies pretending like I don't have a George Foreman grill in my bag to pull out and make shrimp fajitas.
Me at the movies pretending like I don't have a George Foreman grill in my bag to pull out and make shrimp fajitas.

Memes,  Jokes About Food,  
    
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Me at the movie theatre trying to act like I don't have a 3 piece dinner from Popeyes in my purse
Me at the movie theatre trying to act like I don't have a 3 piece dinner from Popeyes in my purse

Memes,  Nicki Minaj Meme,  
    
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When you can't control yourself and you eat all your popcorn before the movie starts
When you can't control yourself and you eat all your popcorn before the movie starts

Memes,  Wwe Meme,  Popcorn Meme,  
    
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'No outside snacks permitted inside the movie theater"
'No outside snacks permitted inside the movie theater"

Memes,  Tom Brady Memes,  
    
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"What's that in your bag?"

"An AK-47

"No, next to that"

"A bag of Cheetos"

"You can't bring that into the theater"
"What's that in your bag?"

"An AK-47

"No, next to that"

"A bag of Cheetos"

"You can't bring that into the theater"


Memes,  Gun Joke,  
    
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Alliance players at Warcraft movie

Horde players at Warcraft movie
Alliance players at Warcraft movie

Horde players at Warcraft movie


Memes,  Gamer Meme,  
    
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Expectations vs reality
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Expectations vs reality


Memes,  Finding Dory Meme,  Expectation Vs Reality Jokes,  
    
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When you in line for Finding Dory and a kid asks "Aren't you too old for this?"
When you in line for Finding Dory and a kid asks "Aren't you too old for this?"

Memes,  Finding Dory Meme,  Mr Krabs Meme,  
    
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When u buy a movie ticket and they say "enjoy your movie" and you say "you too"

Why do I say things
When u buy a movie ticket and they say "enjoy your movie" and you say "you too"

Why do I say things


Memes,  Stupid Funny Sayings,  
    
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Goes to rated R movie on 17th birthday

Forgets ID
Goes to rated R movie on 17th birthday

Forgets ID


Funny Bad Luck Brian Memes,  17th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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i wonder w many nut stains are on tse mattresses
i wonder w many nut stains are on tse mattresses

Memes,  Cum Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why do folks from Wyoming go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 

A: 17 and under are not admitted.
Q: Why do folks from Wyoming go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?

A: 17 and under are not admitted.


Wyoming State Jokes,  Funny Stupid Facts,  
    
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Made friends with this guy before the movie started. Just in case.
Made friends with this guy before the movie started. Just in case.

Memes,  Shooting Jokes,  White Boy Jokes,  
    
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Our local cinema closed down a while ago.

This is how it said goodbye...

Thats all folks
Our local cinema closed down a while ago.

This is how it said goodbye...

Thats all folks


Funny Farewell Sayings,  Funny Pics Of The Day,  Funny Images Captions,  
    
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