Movie Theater Jokes

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Movie theaters want to know what it's going to take to get you off the couch.

Let's start by not charging my life savings for a small popcorn.
Movie theaters want to know what it's going to take to get you off the couch.

Let's start by not charging my life savings for a small popcorn.


Memes,  Popcorn Meme,  
    
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Some girl said "You're ghetto if you bring food from outside into the movies"

No but you might be stupid if you pay 4.99 for a bag of Twizzlers, Brenda
Some girl said "You're ghetto if you bring food from outside into the movies"

No but you might be stupid if you pay 4.99 for a bag of Twizzlers, Brenda


Memes,  Funny Sayings About Food,  
    
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! There is no one in my Incredibles 2 theater under the age of 15

2. A group of 15 guys just walked in with beers and yelled "wheres my super suit!?"

We are not here to mess around.
! There is no one in my Incredibles 2 theater under the age of 15

2. A group of 15 guys just walked in with beers and yelled "wheres my super suit!?"

We are not here to mess around.


Memes,  Movie Humor,  
    
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Only 9's kids will understand and appreciate this one...

Used to be loud as hell too.
Only 9's kids will understand and appreciate this one...

Used to be loud as hell too.


Memes,  90s Jokes,  Childhood Jokes,  
    
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Everyone in the theater waiting for the post credit scenes like
Everyone in the theater waiting for the post credit scenes like

Memes,  Thor Jokes,  Marvel Memes,  
    
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me going into the theater vs me coming out of it
me going into the theater vs me coming out of it

Memes,  Marvel Memes,  
    
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Me: "Yo where are you guys?"

Friends: "We're nearly there, save us a seat"

Me:
Me: "Yo where are you guys?"

Friends: "We're nearly there, save us a seat"

Me:


Memes,  Funny Images Of People,  
    
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is selling pickles in movie theatres really just a texas thing ?? like.... i can't imagine going to a movie and not getting a pickle like... what!!

what the  is going on in texas
is selling pickles in movie theatres really just a texas thing ?? like.... i can't imagine going to a movie and not getting a pickle like... what!!

what the is going on in texas


Memes,  Pickle Jokes,  
    
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Why is it a thing to go to the cinema and say "I wanna see this" to every single advert before the film and never ever go to see any of them
Why is it a thing to go to the cinema and say "I wanna see this" to every single advert before the film and never ever go to see any of them

Memes,  Movie Jokes,  
    
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What y'all wearing to go see Black Panther movie?

Me:
What y'all wearing to go see Black Panther movie?

Me:


Memes,  Jokes For Black People,  
    
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My last two brain cells after I accidentally said 'you too' to the movie theatre worker when they told me to enjoy the movie
My last two brain cells after I accidentally said 'you too' to the movie theatre worker when they told me to enjoy the movie

Memes,  Funny Jokes And Sayings,  
    
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Found a brand new way to get your snacks into a movie
Found a brand new way to get your snacks into a movie

Memes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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Lmfao I'm in the movie theater and someone sent this to me
Lmfao I'm in the movie theater and someone sent this to me

Memes,  Lmfao,  
    
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When the movie finished 15 minutes ago...

But it's a Marvel movie...
When the movie finished 15 minutes ago...

But it's a Marvel movie...


Memes,  Marvel Memes,  
    
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when you're 5 seconds into your movie and people are already talking
when you're 5 seconds into your movie and people are already talking

Memes,  
    
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