Mummy Jokes

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When you think of a mummy you may think of what you call your mother. Some say when Egyptians die they come back as a mummy wrapped in bandages or toiler paper depending on who is telling the story. There are many jokes like “what do moms dress up as on Halloween? Of course, you would say as a mummy.

Here we have the best collection of mummy jokes from all over the Internet. We have sought out anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
When your friends check up on you after a night of drinking and sleeping on the couch with no blanket
When your friends check up on you after a night of drinking and sleeping on the couch with no blanket

Memes,  Sleeping Meme,  
    
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When your last shift killed you...

But you smilin' cos you got no more shifts
When your last shift killed you...

But you smilin' cos you got no more shifts


Memes,  Jokes About Work,  Tired Memes,  
    
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Little known historical fact: pharaohs were burried with their hands crossed over their chests because it was a popular belief there would be countless water slides in the after life
Little known historical fact: pharaohs were burried with their hands crossed over their chests because it was a popular belief there would be countless water slides in the after life

Funny Historical Facts,  Archaeologist Jokes,  
    
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Why do archaeologists like dead people?

They get enough of those stiffs!
Why do archaeologists like dead people?

They get enough of those stiffs!


Archaeologist Jokes,  Clean Question And Answer Jokes,  
    
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Why dont mummies take vacations?

 Theyre afraid to relax and unwind!
Why dont mummies take vacations?

Theyre afraid to relax and unwind!


Vacation Jokes,  Egypt Puns,  
    
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Where do mummies go for a swim?

 To the dead sea!
Where do mummies go for a swim?

To the dead sea!


Egypt Puns,  Kid Riddles,  
    
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Do mummies enjoy being mummies?

 Of corpse!
Do mummies enjoy being mummies?

Of corpse!


Egypt Puns,  Death Puns,  
    
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What did one pyramid say to the other?

 Hows your mummy!
What did one pyramid say to the other?

Hows your mummy!


Egypt Puns,  Good Kids Jokes,  Young Kids Jokes,  
    
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Did you hear about the tense mummy?

 He was all wound up!
Did you hear about the tense mummy?

He was all wound up!


Egypt Puns,  Clean Kids Jokes,  
    
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What did King Tut say when he had a nightmare?

 I want my mummy!
What did King Tut say when he had a nightmare?

I want my mummy!


Egypt Puns,  Nightmare Jokes,  
    
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What do they say at ancient Egyptian funeral homes?

 Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your mummy back!
What do they say at ancient Egyptian funeral homes?

Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your mummy back!


Egypt Puns,  Funeral Jokes,  Funny Silly Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?

 Any old girl he can dig up!
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?

Any old girl he can dig up!


Egypt Puns,  Date Jokes,  
    
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Did you hear about the angry mummy?

 He flipped his lid!
Did you hear about the angry mummy?

He flipped his lid!


Egypt Puns,  Angry Jokes,  
    
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Which underwear does King Tut wear?

 Fruit of the tomb!
Which underwear does King Tut wear?

Fruit of the tomb!


Underwear Jokes,  Corny Kid Jokes,  
    
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What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?

 Mummys home!
What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?

Mummys home!


Egypt Puns,  Clean Short Jokes For Kids,  
    
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