Murder Jokes

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I'd never get away with murder. My hair just gets everyfuckingwhere
I'd never get away with murder. My hair just gets everyfuckingwhere

Memes,  Funny And Relatable,  Hair Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Nobody got time for killing when Drew Brees throwing 4 touchdowns weekly
Nobody got time for killing when Drew Brees throwing 4 touchdowns weekly

Memes,  New Orleans Saints Jokes,  
    
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Killer's Mask Is Inconvenient
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Funny Videos,  Comedy Videos,  Killer Jokes,  Funny Halloween Videos,  
    
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Backstreet Boys Killer Music Parody Just In Time For Halloween!

SLASHSTREET BOYS - I'LL KILL YOU THAT WAY
Backstreet Boys Killer Music Parody Just In Time For Halloween!

Funny Videos,  Funny Parody Videos,  Killer Jokes,  Scary Movie Jokes,  
    
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Him: "What's your body count?"

Me: "For what?"

Him: "People you've slept with..."

Me: "Ohhh! Thought you saw the basement..."

Him: "What?"

Me: "What?"
Him: "What's your body count?"

Me: "For what?"

Him: "People you've slept with..."

Me: "Ohhh! Thought you saw the basement..."

Him: "What?"

Me: "What?"


Memes,  Basement Jokes,  
    
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The Uchiha

Itachi
The Uchiha

Itachi


Memes,  Naruto Meme,  Anime Jokes,  
    
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El Chapo promises not to kill jurors in New York trial
El Chapo promises not to kill jurors in New York trial

Memes,  El Chapo Meme,  Criminal Jokes,  
    
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Everyone so afraid of "IT" while this guys killed more people than diabetes
Everyone so afraid of "IT" while this guys killed more people than diabetes

Memes,  Clown Jokes,  Ronald Mcdonald Meme,  
    
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i totes killed a bunch of folks

sorry not sorry
i totes killed a bunch of folks

sorry not sorry


Memes,  Columbus Jokes,  
    
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haha! i can't stop laughing!

back to work

gotta sw nephew rob w the juice handles
haha! i can't stop laughing!

back to work

gotta sw nephew rob w the juice handles


Memes,  Funny Oj Simpson Jokes,  
    
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When you hear a noise downstairs but then remember you don't have to pay student loans if you're murdered
When you hear a noise downstairs but then remember you don't have to pay student loans if you're murdered

Memes,  When You Meme,  Noise Jokes,  
    
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this is the literal representation of ", you tught"

wife agrees to let her husband's young mistress move in with them, then she kills them both
this is the literal representation of ", you tught"

wife agrees to let her husband's young mistress move in with them, then she kills them both


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me: cke her shes a freak

me: i think i killed her

me:
me: cke her shes a freak

me: i think i killed her

me:


Memes,  Funny Freaky Jokes,  
    
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when he falls asleep peacefully even t y'all were arguing before bed and you're wondering if you suld suffocate him with a pillow or not
when he falls asleep peacefully even t y'all were arguing before bed and you're wondering if you suld suffocate him with a pillow or not

Memes,  Argument Jokes,  
    
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