Murder Jokes

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me: cke her shes a freak

me: i think i killed her

me:
me: cke her shes a freak

me: i think i killed her

me:


Memes,  Funny Freaky Jokes,  
    
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when he falls asleep peacefully even t y'all were arguing before bed and you're wondering if you suld suffocate him with a pillow or not
when he falls asleep peacefully even t y'all were arguing before bed and you're wondering if you suld suffocate him with a pillow or not

Memes,  Argument Jokes,  
    
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When u find out that the clown at ur party isn't a killer clown and now u gotta live
When u find out that the clown at ur party isn't a killer clown and now u gotta live

Memes,  Clown Meme,  Birthday Party Jokes,  
    
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What the news doesn't want you to see..
What the news doesn't want you to see..

Memes,  News Jokes,  Harambe Meme,  
    
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lawyer: why did u kill this man? 

me: i held the door for him and he didn't say thank you

lawyer: oh yeah  that
lawyer: why did u kill this man?

me: i held the door for him and he didn't say thank you

lawyer: oh yeah that


Memes,  Lawyer Humor,  Courtroom Jokes,  
    
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Fact: Ferrets attack more people than grizzly bears
Fact: Ferrets attack more people than grizzly bears

Ferret Jokes,  Dark Humor Jokes,  
    
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Police: "Now tell us exactly what happened the night of the robbery."

Ryan Lochte:

I was murdered.
Police: "Now tell us exactly what happened the night of the robbery."

Ryan Lochte:

I was murdered.


Memes,  Ryan Lochte Meme,  Liar Jokes,  
    
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when she says "cke me daddy" and you get carried away and now she's dead
when she says "cke me daddy" and you get carried away and now she's dead

Memes,  Arthur Memes,  
    
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if this cat told me to murder someone i would
if this cat told me to murder someone i would

Memes,  Jokes About Cats,  
    
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yo saddam i'm gunna let you finish 

but hitler was the worst killer in the last 80 years
yo saddam i'm gunna let you finish

but hitler was the worst killer in the last 80 years


Saddam Hussein Jokes,  Hitler Jokes,  Kanye West Jokes,  
    
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 bigbird continues to cross names off his "list"
bigbird continues to cross names off his "list"

Dark Humor,  Big Bird Jokes,  
    
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look a this guys! my ar15 decided to make me dinner! see. if you raise your ar15s correctly they won't go out and be murderers!
look a this guys! my ar15 decided to make me dinner! see. if you raise your ar15s correctly they won't go out and be murderers!

Memes,  Gun Control Jokes,  Sarcastic Meme,  
    
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what's it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp

a krilling spree
what's it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp

a krilling spree


Shrimp Jokes,  Seafood Puns,  
    
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i've witnessed a few murders 

of crows landing on my lexus, "so!" i said
i've witnessed a few murders

of crows landing on my lexus, "so!" i said


Lexus Jokes,  Successful Black Man Meme (theme),  
    
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