Murder Pun

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''caesar always was a cut-up.''
''caesar always was a cut-up.''

Julius Caesar Jokes,  List Of Puns,  
    
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i have a ''friend'' w has trouble keeping his mouth shut.

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i have a ''friend'' w has trouble keeping his mouth shut.

give 'em two of these, and call me in the morning.

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Bad Doctor Jokes,  Doctor Jokes One Liners,  Doctor Humor,  
    
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he knew too much!
he knew too much!

Mobster Jokes,  Murder Jokes,  
    
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''You wanted to settle out of court, Lombroso. This IS out of court.''
''You wanted to settle out of court, Lombroso. This IS out of court.''

Mobster Jokes,  Court Jokes,  Court Humor,  
    
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"I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!"
"I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!"

Mobster Jokes,  Funny Gangster Quotes,  
    
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when you know you killed the
when you know you killed the

Memes,  Oj Simpson Jokes,  
    
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I could murder

A bucket of KFC right now
I could murder

A bucket of KFC right now


Successful Black Man Memes,  Bucket Jokes,  
    
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Memes,  Funny Tattoo Jokes,  
    
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wathca thinking about?

oh nothing, just w i'd like to to beheading your way
wathca thinking about?

oh nothing, just w i'd like to to beheading your way


Memes,  Isis Meme,  
    
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hey i just met you... and this is crazy.

my name is casey. i killed my baby.
hey i just met you... and this is crazy.

my name is casey. i killed my baby.


Memes,  Casey Anthony Meme,  Casey Anthony Jokes,  
    
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I love Murder

Incorporated by Bruce Springsteen
I love Murder

Incorporated by Bruce Springsteen


Memes,  Bruce Springsteen Jokes,  Song Jokes,  
    
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Favourite shampoo?

Head and shoulders
Favourite shampoo?

Head and shoulders


Funny Jokes,  Shoulder Jokes,  
    
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Girls

I know how to knock 'em dead
Girls

I know how to knock 'em dead


Demotivational Posters,  Ted Bundy Meme,  Ted Bundy Jokes,  
    
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hey ted

what's the difference between dead guys and apples?

i dunno...

what?

i don't  apples before i eat them

lol
hey ted

what's the difference between dead guys and apples?

i dunno...

what?

i don't apples before i eat them

lol


Funny Jokes,  Ted Bundy Jokes,  Dahmer Jokes,  
    
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what do you call a micidal bird?

a birderer
what do you call a micidal bird?

a birderer


Memes,  Stupid Bird Jokes,  
    
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