Muscle Man Jokes

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One day I wanna be so jacked that my professional body guards look like minibosses you have to beat before you can fight me
One day I wanna be so jacked that my professional body guards look like minibosses you have to beat before you can fight me

Memes,  Funny Fitness Sayings,  Body Jokes,  
    
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When you hit triceps earlier today and you want America to be aware
When you hit triceps earlier today and you want America to be aware

Memes,  Referee Jokes,  Sports Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Job: Interviewer: What are your weaknesses? Bodybuilder: Probably calves.
Job: Interviewer: What are your weaknesses?

Bodybuilder: Probably calves.

Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  Bodybuilding Jokes,  
    
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Therapist: what's wrong? Her: he's insane! he shows his muscles to avoid his problems Me: you know what else is insane? *starts unbuttoning shirt*
Therapist: what's wrong?

Her: he's insane! he shows his muscles to avoid his problems

Me: you know what else is insane? *starts unbuttoning shirt*

Memes,  Therapist Jokes,  
    
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When you keep skipping leg day #Bigtopsmallbottom
When you keep skipping leg day #Bigtopsmallbottom

Memes,  Leg Day Meme,  
    
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Please, sir.... May I have some more gains
Please, sir....

May I have some more gains

Memes,  Weightlifting Jokes,  
    
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Excuses Let's hear yours again.
Excuses

Let's hear yours again.

Demotivational Posters,  Funny Before And After Pictures,  Working Out Jokes,  
    
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They said I could become anything, so I became a croissant
They said I could become anything, so I became a croissant

Memes,  Jokes About Food,  
    
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More-gains freeman
More-gains freeman

Memes,  Morgan Freeman Meme,  Weightlifting Jokes,  
    
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Gives friend a high-five Friend loses arm
Gives friend a high-five

Friend loses arm

One Arm Jokes,  Weightlifting Jokes,  
    
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*Does CrossFit once*
*Does CrossFit once*

Memes,  Homer Simpson Memes,  Fitness Jokes,  
    
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How I feel strolling Through peasants that don't lift
How I feel strolling

Through peasants that don't lift

Memes,  Weightlifting Jokes,  Gym Humor,  
    
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Meme game strong
Meme game strong

Memes,  Meme Jokes,  Strong Jokes,  
    
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When chicken breast is on sale
When chicken breast is on sale

Memes,  Diet Humor,  Chicken Jokes,  
    
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he slapped ya girls what you going to do?
he slapped ya girls

what you going to do?

Memes,  Question Jokes,  
    
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