Musical Instrument Jokes

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Me: How do I do taxes? School: Here's a recorder Me: What is a credit score? School: Just put it in your mouth and blow like this Me: How do I choose the right healthcare plan? School: Hot. Cross. Buns.
Me: How do I do taxes?

School: Here's a recorder

Me: What is a credit score?

School: Just put it in your mouth and blow like this

Me: How do I choose the right healthcare plan?

School: Hot. Cross. Buns.

Memes,  School And Education Jokes,  
    
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Me: Damn, I just dropped my pick in my acoustic. Guitar pick:
Me: Damn, I just dropped my pick in my acoustic.

Guitar pick:

Memes,  Lead Guitarist Jokes,  
    
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Biden: So you're the new guy? Pence: Yup, I'm Mike Biden: Well Mike, don't you ever fucking touch my drum set
Biden: So you're the new guy?

Pence: Yup, I'm Mike

Biden: Well Mike, don't you ever fucking touch my drum set

Memes,  Joe Biden Meme,  Funny Movie Quotes,  
    
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Some people need a Jackson to help them shred But I got a Watermalone instead!
Some people need a Jackson to help them shred

But I got a Watermalone instead!

Watermelon Puns,  Pun Jokes,  
    
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Tag a friend so they have to open their phone and look at violinist carving a piecing of meat for no reason
Tag a friend so they have to open their phone and look at violinist carving a piecing of meat for no reason

Memes,  Violin Jokes,  Musician Jokes,  
    
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I liked "Jaws" too, Phil - but it's impossible to sneak up on people when you do that.
I liked "Jaws" too, Phil - but it's impossible to sneak up on people when you do that.

Jaws Jokes,  Funny Pictures Of Animals With Captions,  
    
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Trust me bro, she loves guys who play instruments
Trust me bro, she loves guys who play instruments

Memes,  Funny Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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Welcome to Arkansas. Please ignore the banjos.
Welcome to Arkansas. Please ignore the banjos.

Jokes About Arkansas,  Arkansas Jokes,  
    
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''All right, I'll talk, I'll talk!''
''All right, I'll talk, I'll talk!''

Anti Scottish Jokes,  Scottish Jokes One Liners,  Torture Jokes,  
    
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''Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.''
''Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.''

Triangle Jokes,  Bermuda Jokes,  Instrument Jokes,  
    
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Cee Lo Green Green Cello
Cee Lo Green

Green Cello

Green Puns,  Funny Celebrity Quotes,  Celebrity Jokes,  
    
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You may be cool But you'll never be Albert Einstein playing an electric guitar cool
You may be cool

But you'll never be Albert Einstein playing an electric guitar cool

Funny Einstein Quotes,  Cool Jokes,  Instrument Jokes,  
    
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Plays instrument in school band Triangle
Plays instrument in school band

Triangle

Funny Bad Luck Brian Memes,  Bad Luck Brian Meme (theme),  Triangle Jokes,  
    
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Wants to play an instrument Picks triangle because it's not mainstream
Wants to play an instrument

Picks triangle because it's not mainstream

Hipster Barista (theme),  Hipster Meme,  Best Hipster Jokes,  
    
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when you said you wanted to play my flute this wasn't what i expected
when you said you wanted to play my flute this wasn't what i expected

Classical Art Memes,  
    
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