My Wife Jokes

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After 21 years of marriage my wife still leaves me little cute notes for me to ignore
After 21 years of marriage my wife still leaves me little cute notes for me to ignore

Funny Pictures,  Jokes On Marriage,  Married Life Jokes,  
    
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I recently beat my wife

At a spot of croqet
I recently beat my wife

At a spot of croqet


Croquet Jokes,  Wife Beating Jokes  
    
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My wife is in a pretty good mood

Aaaaand its gone
My wife is in a pretty good mood

Aaaaand its gone


Memes,  Funny Wife Jokes,  
    
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Cant find anythin to watch on tv, you pick

Ok...

*Le Rambo

I wanna watch this... that ok??

Wait! what?!

I will make you my wife
Cant find anythin to watch on tv, you pick

Ok...

*Le Rambo

I wanna watch this... that ok??

Wait! what?!

I will make you my wife


Memes,  Rambo Jokes,  Rage Comics (theme),  
    
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My wife is a Centaur...
My wife is a Centaur...

Funny Pictures,  Funny Wife Jokes,  
    
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mexican words of the day: chicken finger

my wife said she dont need me anymore chicken finger herself
mexican words of the day: chicken finger

my wife said she dont need me anymore chicken finger herself


Memes,  Funny Wife Quotes,  
    
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[Mic problem] This microphone is like my wife - it wont let me speak.

Good Come Back Jokes,  Funny Clever Comebacks,  Punchlines  
    
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Im not telling my wife Ive just eaten some glue; my lips are sealed.

Glue Jokes,  Lip Jokes,  Wife Jokes One Liners  
    
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Take my wife... please.

Wife Insult Jokes,  Wife Humor  
    
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My wife said she's leaving me because of my unhealthy obsession with plants. I said where's this stemming from petal?

Plant Puns,  Divorce Humor  
    
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My wife and I both made a list of five people we could sleep with. She read hers out and there were no surprises...1 George Clooney...2 Brad Pitt etc...I thought Ive got the better deal here...1 Your sister - Michael McIntyre

Michael Mcintyre Jokes,  Brad Pitt Jokes,  Your Sister Jokes,  
    
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My wife had a go at me last night. She said 'You'll drive me to my grave'.

I had the car out in thirty seconds.


Graveyard Jokes,  Wife Bashing Jokes,  Clean Wife Jokes  
    
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My wife has left me, she says I love football more than I love her, Im gutted: weve been together ten seasons!

Funny Football Quotes,  Divorce Jokes For Men,  Divorce Humor  
    
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During my wife's labor, the nurse came up to us and said, "How about Epidural Anesthesia?"

I said, "Thanks, but we've already picked a name."


Labor Jokes,  Giving Birth Jokes,  Child Birth Jokes,  
    
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I was devastated to learn my wife was having an affair, but by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we are stoning the infidel tomorrow.

Religion Jokes,  Muslim Jokes,  Infidelity Jokes  
    
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