Nasty Pick Up Lines

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In this section, we have added some filthy, disgusting and nasty pick up lines. Pick up lines like, "I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!", " For my next trick, I need a condom and a volunteer" and "You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last. These are just a few of the naughty pick up lines you will find in this section.

There are quite a few that are worst and we are constantly adding more here. While you are here take some time to join in by rating the jokes and memes in this section by giving it a thumb up or thumb down and sharing your favorite ones with your friends.
did you take your vitamins?

cause i got tons of d for you
did you take your vitamins?

cause i got tons of d for you


Vitamins Joke,  
    
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hey girl, you must always have money

cause you make my banana stand
hey girl, you must always have money

cause you make my banana stand


Memes,  Michael Cera Meme,  Banana Jokes,  
    
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for my next trick, i need a condom and a volunteer
for my next trick, i need a condom and a volunteer

Funny Quotes,  Condom Jokes,  
    
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periods don't stop anything but a sentence

baby girl.
periods don't stop anything but a sentence

baby girl.


Memes,  Period Memes,  Period Jokes,  
    
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you make me want to take 

nasty 

to a wle new level
you make me want to take

nasty

to a wle new level


Funny Quotes,  
    
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I've been whomping my willow thinking about you!

Harry Potter Chat Up Lines,  101 Chat Up Lines,  Harry Potter Jokes Dirty,  
    
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My dick just died... Can I bury it in your ass?

    
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Nice legs...what time do they open?

101 Pick Up Lines,  New Pick Up Lines  
    
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You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.

    
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Nice poop deck on ya, lady. Care for a swabbin'?

Bad Pick Up Lines  
    
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You must be King Dodongo, because I really want to explode inside your mouth.

Bad Pick Up Lines  
    
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I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, Dick, and Colin.

Politician Jokes,  Political Puns  
    
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Why don't you take a look at my briefs?

Bad Pick Up Lines,  American Pick Up Lines,  
    
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If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day.

Super Mario Jokes,  Video Game Humor  
    
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I'd like to get your opinion on my poll.

    
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