Nebraska Cornhuskers Jokes

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Two men, a Nebraska Cornhusker and an Oklahoma Sooner, were using a public restroom.

The Sooner noticed that the Husker didnt wash his hands afterward and said smugly, Hey, at Oklahoma they teach us to wash our hands after using the restroom.

Oh really? Well, in Nebraska were taught not to pee on our hands.

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A lucky Nebraska grad won the Lottery. When he went to collect his money they told him he wouldn't get it in one lump sum and that it would be spread over 20 years.

The Nebraska fan erupted and said, "If that's the case, then give me my dollar back!"

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