Nebraska Jokes

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Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore...
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore...

Kansas Jokes,  Jokes About Nebraska,  
    
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I heard Nebraska is looking for a new State Motto...

Nebraska

Super Racist, 

But not to your Face.
I heard Nebraska is looking for a new State Motto...

Nebraska

Super Racist,

But not to your Face.


Memes,  Jokes About Nebraska,  Funny Highway Signs,  
    
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Welcome to Omaha

Where courtesy is gone and the rules of the road don't matter.
Welcome to Omaha

Where courtesy is gone and the rules of the road don't matter.


Funny Made Up Facts,  Drew Carey Meme (theme)  
    
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Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?

He saw 911 on the side and thought it was a Porsche.


Dumb Person Jokes,  Police Humor,  Police Car Jokes  
    
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Yes, I know 60% of Americans can't find Nerbraska on a map, but this is a map of Nerbraska.
Yes, I know 60% of Americans can't find Nerbraska on a map, but this is a map of Nerbraska.

Nebraska State Jokes,  American Insults  
    
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"What are you doing?" asked the Nebraska fan.

"That was perfectly good whiskey."

"In Texas, we have more bourbon than we need," said the Longhorn fan, "And bottles are cheap."


Whiskey Jokes,  Jokes About Texas  
    
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They rode along for a while, and the Nebraska fan was thinking.

Then he pulled out a bottle of champagne, opened it, took a swig, threw down the bottle, pulled out his pistol and shot the bottle.
"What are you doing?" asked the Cyclone fan.

"That was perfectly good champagne."

"In Nebraska," said the Husker fan, "We have more champagne than we need, and the bottles are cheap."


Gun Puns,  Good Story Jokes  
    
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Q: Why does all of the corn in Iowa lean to the east?

A: Because Nebraska blows and Illinois sucks!


Iowa Jokes,  Illinois Jokes  
    
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Every single joke I have heard about Nebraska...is just really corny.

Corny Joke,  Jokes About Nebraska,  Corn Puns,  
    
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