Neon Jokes

 – 80 total
Make like Beryllium, Muriaticum, Iodine, Neon and 

Be MINe
Make like Beryllium, Muriaticum, Iodine, Neon and

Be MINe


Beryllium Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  Chemistry Love Jokes,  
    
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Why is your leg glowing? 

Put your neon my desk and we'll see
Why is your leg glowing?

Put your neon my desk and we'll see


Knee Puns,  Leg Puns,  
    
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Why was the element crying? 

He hit his neon the ground
Why was the element crying?

He hit his neon the ground


Chemistry Cat (theme),  Knee Puns,  
    
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Does your body contain oxygen and neon 

Because you are the ONe
Does your body contain oxygen and neon

Because you are the ONe


Oxygen Jokes,  Nerdy Chat Up Lines,  
    
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You're puns are so funny 

I slapped my neon that one
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Neon Pun: #Neon
You're puns are so funny

I slapped my neon that one


Best Pun Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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You must be that new compound made from fluorine, iodine, and neon

Because you are FINe
You must be that new compound made from fluorine, iodine, and neon

Because you are FINe


Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  Pick Up Line,  
    
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Arong helium radium and neon walk into a bar the bartender says we dont serve noble gasses 

They dont react
Arong helium radium and neon walk into a bar the bartender says we dont serve noble gasses

They dont react


Radium Jokes,  Best Bar Jokes,  
    
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Cats are made of iron, lithium, and neon

FeLiNe
Cats are made of iron, lithium, and neon

FeLiNe


Cat Puns,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  Iron Jokes,  
    
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Yo Dawg, we hear you like neon 

So we put neon lights on your neon colored dodge neon
Yo Dawg, we hear you like neon

So we put neon lights on your neon colored dodge neon


Yo Dawg (theme),  Car Jokes,  
    
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What are dogs made out of?

Calcium nickel and neon (CaNiNe)
What are dogs made out of?

Calcium nickel and neon (CaNiNe)


Dog Puns,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  Chemistry Puns,  
    
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Drops 125k in his car 

Dodge neon
Drops 125k in his car

Dodge neon


Dodge Jokes,  Scumbag Steve Meme (theme),  
    
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What if I told you 

I drive a Neon SRT4
What if I told you

I drive a Neon SRT4


What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  Race Car Jokes,  
    
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You have neon lights on your car?

Were you in the Fast and Furious?!?
You have neon lights on your car?

Were you in the Fast and Furious?!?


Light Jokes,  Willy Wonka Memes,  
    
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Claims he has a custom car 

Pulls up with just neon lights an stickers
Claims he has a custom car

Pulls up with just neon lights an stickers


Car Jokes,  1st World Problems,  
    
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It's just a Neon until you lose 

Then it's an SRT-4
It's just a Neon until you lose

Then it's an SRT-4


Dodge Jokes,  Willy Wonka Meme (theme),  
    
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