Neptune Jokes

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The sun is shining!

Hasn't gotten the temperature on Neptune over -328 degrees either
The sun is shining!

Hasn't gotten the temperature on Neptune over -328 degrees either


Frozen Meme,  Temperature Jokes,  Cold Weather Jokes,  
    
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Alien Guy Meme,  Uranus Jokes,  Saturn Jokes,  
    
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Dear Neptune

Please make it happen
Dear Neptune

Please make it happen


Animal Memes,  God Jokes,  
    
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Sir do you have a minute too talk about our Lord,

Neptune?
Sir do you have a minute too talk about our Lord,

Neptune?


Crab Jokes,  God Humor,  
    
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On the planets Uranus and Neptune, it regularly rains diamonds

Off we go!
On the planets Uranus and Neptune, it regularly rains diamonds

Off we go!


Planet Jokes,  Diamond Jokes,  
    
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Wake up 5 minutes before class

Live in Neptune so I've got time.
Wake up 5 minutes before class

Live in Neptune so I've got time.


Success Kid Meme (theme),  Student Humor,  
    
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Excuse me lady, do you have a minute

To talk about the word of our God: Neptune?
Excuse me lady, do you have a minute

To talk about the word of our God: Neptune?


God Humor,  Jehovah Witness Jokes,  
    
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Planet Jokes,  Alien Guy Meme,  
    
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i'm 

breaking news: neptune comes out as the first openly  planet

 i was 100% positive it was gonna be ur
i'm

breaking news: neptune comes out as the first openly planet

i was 100% positive it was gonna be ur


Funny Gay Jokes,  Planet Jokes,  
    
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i'm like planet neptune....

i am attracted to the gravitational pull from ur since it is so big and i cannot lie...
i'm like planet neptune....

i am attracted to the gravitational pull from ur since it is so big and i cannot lie...


Howard Wolowitz Meme,  Uranus Jokes,  
    
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Has birthday party

Winter storm "Neptune"
Has birthday party

Winter storm "Neptune"


Birthday Party Jokes,  Bad Luck Memes,  
    
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there will only be 7 planets

after i destroy neptune
there will only be 7 planets

after i destroy neptune


Planet Jokes,  
    
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mars is red, neptune is blue

i am using my hand thinking of you
mars is red, neptune is blue

i am using my hand thinking of you


Howard Wolowitz Meme,  Mars Jokes,  
    
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April 20th, 1889: Adolf Hitler is born. April 20th, 1993: Uranus passes Neptune. Coincidence? I think not.
April 20th, 1889: Adolf Hitler is born. April 20th, 1993: Uranus passes Neptune. Coincidence? I think not.

Hitler Jokes One Liners,  Hitler Jokes,  
    
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i got some very good pics of neptune, mars and venus this morning. but i couldn't see uranis.
i got some very good pics of neptune, mars and venus this morning. but i couldn't see uranis.

Mars Jokes,  
    
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