Nerd Chat Up Lines

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are you cytoplasm? 

because i want to move my calcium ions in and out of you
are you cytoplasm?

because i want to move my calcium ions in and out of you


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Did you just break one of Asimov's Three Laws? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.

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Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?

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Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you.

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If I were a function(), would you call me?

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baby, you don't have to wait for the ipne5 

to get your hands on 4 inches
baby, you don't have to wait for the ipne5

to get your hands on 4 inches


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Your hottness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero.

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Baby you must be a modulus sign, 'cos whenever you wrap your arms round me I always feel positive!

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Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

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It's a good thing that I have my library card.

Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!


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Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled.


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I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!

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After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!

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