New Baby Jokes

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"but this baby looks like one of my hz"
"but this baby looks like one of my hz"

Memes,  Family Photo Fail,  Funny Family Photos,  
    
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 in the bed like he just gave birth
in the bed like he just gave birth

Memes,  Hospital Meme,  Giving Birth Jokes,  
    
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Conor McGregor got his newborn son a 3-piece suit for the big fight.
Conor McGregor got his newborn son a 3-piece suit for the big fight.

Memes,  Conor Mcgregor Meme,  Clothing Meme,  
    
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Me: Lemme hold the baby

Friend: Ok

Me: May I taste it

Friend: Wtf N-

Me:
Me: Lemme hold the baby

Friend: Ok

Me: May I taste it

Friend: Wtf N-

Me:


Memes,  Jokes For Your Friends,  
    
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He looks like his father
He looks like his father

Memes,  Funny Pregnancy Images,  
    
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Beyonce's twins after they're born and see their mama:

Beyonce?!
Beyonce's twins after they're born and see their mama:

Beyonce?!


Memes,  Jokes About Beyonce,  
    
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Baby: Ca...ca...

Mom: Omg she's saying her first words.

Baby: Cash me outsside.

Mom: Awww howbow dah.
Baby: Ca...ca...

Mom: Omg she's saying her first words.

Baby: Cash me outsside.

Mom: Awww howbow dah.


Memes,  Funny Baby Quotes,  Howbow Dah Meme,  
    
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"yo dead  my guy, w smacked me?"
"yo dead my guy, w smacked me?"

Memes,  New York Jokes,  Funny Baby Pictures With Captions,  
    
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Wife: I want a divorce

Me: Is it because I switched our baby our for a better one at the hospital before we left

Wife: What

Me: What
Wife: I want a divorce

Me: Is it because I switched our baby our for a better one at the hospital before we left

Wife: What

Me: What


Memes,  Divorce Memes,  
    
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Doctor: Oh my God!

Her: What's wrong?

Doctor: Ok don't panic but it looks like you swallowed a baby
Doctor: Oh my God!

Her: What's wrong?

Doctor: Ok don't panic but it looks like you swallowed a baby


Memes,  Funny Pregnancy Sayings,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  
    
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When someone drags you out but you wanted to stay home and nap
When someone drags you out but you wanted to stay home and nap

Memes,  Nap Meme,  Funny Baby Pictures With Captions,  
    
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mom: i'm tired of this lil  crying an ting all the time

therapist: what did you expect?

mom: i expected him to raise our baby
mom: i'm tired of this lil crying an ting all the time

therapist: what did you expect?

mom: i expected him to raise our baby


Memes,  Funny Wife Quotes,  
    
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doc: ping for a boy or a girl?

guy: was ping to pull out, but here we ing are
doc: ping for a boy or a girl?

guy: was ping to pull out, but here we ing are


Memes,  Doctor Meme,  Pull Out Meme,  
    
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what a cute baby!

toyotas are better than jeeps
what a cute baby!

toyotas are better than jeeps


Toyota Jokes,  Orphan Jokes,  Jeep Jokes,  
    
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-look at this cute little thing! when are you gonna have kids sarah?

-whenever i stop swallowing them...
-look at this cute little thing! when are you gonna have kids sarah?

-whenever i stop swallowing them...


Memes,  Rofl Jokes,  
    
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