New Baby Jokes

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we can now create life witut the need for sperm eggs

imagine being born this way then getting in a roast session in grade scol.

"tommy i know yo artificial  ain't talkin! w you get made i a wle lab and still ugly?"
we can now create life witut the need for sperm eggs

imagine being born this way then getting in a roast session in grade scol.

"tommy i know yo artificial ain't talkin! w you get made i a wle lab and still ugly?"


Memes,  Child Birth Jokes,  Science Humor,  
    
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Wife: Will you put the baby in his crib?

Me: Sure.

Me: *In background* KOBE

*Sounds of broken glass*
Wife: Will you put the baby in his crib?

Me: Sure.

Me: *In background* KOBE

*Sounds of broken glass*


Memes,  Parental Fails,  
    
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Nine months from now:

"Oh you had twins, what are their names?"

"Yanny and Laurel."

"You named both your kids Laurel?"
Nine months from now:

"Oh you had twins, what are their names?"

"Yanny and Laurel."

"You named both your kids Laurel?"


Memes,  Funny Name Jokes,  Yanny Or Laurel,  
    
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Travis Scott's mother reportedly demands paternity test after Kylie Jenner bodyguard photo goes viral

That child looks nothing like Travis lol yikes.
Travis Scott's mother reportedly demands paternity test after Kylie Jenner bodyguard photo goes viral

That child looks nothing like Travis lol yikes.


Memes,  Kylie Jenner Memes,  Cheating Meme,  
    
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Probably off to start finding work experience.
Probably off to start finding work experience.

Memes,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
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Choosing a baby name
Choosing a baby name

Memes,  Kim Kardashian Funny,  
    
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kim and kanye are probably going to name their baby chicago or some  lol
kim and kanye are probably going to name their baby chicago or some lol

Memes,  Chicago Jokes,  Kim Kardashian Jokes,  
    
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"but this baby looks like one of my hz"
"but this baby looks like one of my hz"

Memes,  Family Photo Fail,  Funny Family Photos,  
    
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 in the bed like he just gave birth
in the bed like he just gave birth

Memes,  Hospital Meme,  Giving Birth Jokes,  
    
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Conor McGregor got his newborn son a 3-piece suit for the big fight.
Conor McGregor got his newborn son a 3-piece suit for the big fight.

Memes,  Conor Mcgregor Meme,  Clothing Meme,  
    
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Me: Lemme hold the baby

Friend: Ok

Me: May I taste it

Friend: Wtf N-

Me:
Me: Lemme hold the baby

Friend: Ok

Me: May I taste it

Friend: Wtf N-

Me:


Memes,  Jokes For Your Friends,  
    
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He looks like his father
He looks like his father

Memes,  Funny Pregnancy Images,  
    
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Beyonce's twins after they're born and see their mama:

Beyonce?!
Beyonce's twins after they're born and see their mama:

Beyonce?!


Memes,  Jokes About Beyonce,  
    
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Baby: Ca...ca...

Mom: Omg she's saying her first words.

Baby: Cash me outsside.

Mom: Awww howbow dah.
Baby: Ca...ca...

Mom: Omg she's saying her first words.

Baby: Cash me outsside.

Mom: Awww howbow dah.


Memes,  Funny Baby Quotes,  Howbow Dah Meme,  
    
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"yo dead  my guy, w smacked me?"
"yo dead my guy, w smacked me?"

Memes,  New York Jokes,  Funny Baby Pictures With Captions,  
    
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