New Baby Jokes

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"yo dead  my guy, w smacked me?"
"yo dead my guy, w smacked me?"

Memes,  New York Jokes,  Funny Baby Pictures With Captions,  
    
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Wife: I want a divorce

Me: Is it because I switched our baby our for a better one at the hospital before we left

Wife: What

Me: What
Wife: I want a divorce

Me: Is it because I switched our baby our for a better one at the hospital before we left

Wife: What

Me: What


Memes,  Divorce Memes,  
    
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Doctor: Oh my God!

Her: What's wrong?

Doctor: Ok don't panic but it looks like you swallowed a baby
Doctor: Oh my God!

Her: What's wrong?

Doctor: Ok don't panic but it looks like you swallowed a baby


Memes,  Funny Pregnancy Sayings,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  
    
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When someone drags you out but you wanted to stay home and nap
When someone drags you out but you wanted to stay home and nap

Memes,  Nap Meme,  Funny Baby Pictures With Captions,  
    
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mom: i'm tired of this lil  crying an ting all the time

therapist: what did you expect?

mom: i expected him to raise our baby
mom: i'm tired of this lil crying an ting all the time

therapist: what did you expect?

mom: i expected him to raise our baby


Memes,  Funny Wife Quotes,  
    
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doc: ping for a boy or a girl?

guy: was ping to pull out, but here we ing are
doc: ping for a boy or a girl?

guy: was ping to pull out, but here we ing are


Memes,  Doctor Meme,  Pull Out Meme,  
    
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what a cute baby!

toyotas are better than jeeps
what a cute baby!

toyotas are better than jeeps


Toyota Jokes,  Orphan Jokes,  Jeep Jokes,  
    
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-look at this cute little thing! when are you gonna have kids sarah?

-whenever i stop swallowing them...
-look at this cute little thing! when are you gonna have kids sarah?

-whenever i stop swallowing them...


Memes,  Rofl Jokes,  
    
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My wife and I are expecting a delivery...
My wife and I are expecting a delivery...

Memes,  Pizza Meme,  Delivery Jokes,  
    
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Mother: I want to call my little baby Ellie.

Nurse: I'm sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?
Mother: I want to call my little baby Ellie.

Nurse: I'm sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?


Memes,  Name Jokes,  
    
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as you know i announced my pregnancy last week and my mom made me this cute cake lol
as you know i announced my pregnancy last week and my mom made me this cute cake lol

Funny Pictures,  Pregnancy Humor,  
    
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Friendship goals

Current Besties

Future besties
Friendship goals

Current Besties

Future besties


Memes,  Friendship Memes,  Goals Meme,  
    
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Life really starts after that "new baby" smells wear off.
Life really starts after that "new baby" smells wear off.

Funny Baby Advice,  Jokes For Mothers,  
    
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you're going to be a great milf.
you're going to be a great milf.

Milf Jokes,  Funny Baby Advice,  Congratulations Ecards,  
    
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"where dat  at dat kept pokin me in da eye bruh"
"where dat at dat kept pokin me in da eye bruh"

Funny Baby Pictures With Captions,  Hell Nah,  
    
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