New Blonde Jokes

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Why couldnt the blonde dial 911?

She couldnt find the eleven.
Why couldnt the blonde dial 911?

She couldnt find the eleven.


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How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?

Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says lather, rinse, repeat.
How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?

Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says lather, rinse, repeat.


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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge?

Because she was depressed.


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A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk "Where do you keep the curtains for computers?" The clerk answers with a puzzled face "Curtains for computers? You don't need curtains for computers." The blonde's eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers "Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!"

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An airplane girl is a blonde who has a black box

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.


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Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet?

A. To feed the toilet duck!


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Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails?

A. A blow job with handlebars


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Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?

A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.


Tampon Jokes,  Nasty Blonde Humor,  Adult Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.


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Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!


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Natural Blonde: The grammatical error is the only funny part about this joke.
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.


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A rich blonde girl, was walking by the river in the wild. Suddenly, she saw a crocodile. She screamed, "OH MY GOD! HELP! LACOSTE!"

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A blonde walked into a bar -- OUCHH!!!

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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up!


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