New Car Jokes

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Just turned 18 and bought myself a 488, what you doin?

Not lying on Twitter
Just turned 18 and bought myself a 488, what you doin?

Not lying on Twitter


Memes,  Jokes About Lying,  Jokes For Twitter,  
    
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So I bought my wife a car...
So I bought my wife a car...

Memes,  Trick Jokes,  
    
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Got a new car
Got a new car

Memes,  Jokes About Liars,  
    
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I traded my LS430 for an LS460.

Why? Why? Why?
I traded my LS430 for an LS460.

Why? Why? Why?


Lexus Jokes,  Car Memes,  
    
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You get a Lexus and you get a Lexus

Everyone gets a Lexus
You get a Lexus and you get a Lexus

Everyone gets a Lexus


Lexus Jokes,  Oprah Memes,  Car Meme,  
    
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Buys a used Toyota at a great price 

Gas pedal sticks
Buys a used Toyota at a great price

Gas pedal sticks


Toyota Jokes,  Bad Luck Brian (theme),  
    
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[Buy a used car]

Salesman: What if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile?

Wife: We're not stupid.

Me: Hold on Karen, let him finish.
[Buy a used car]

Salesman: What if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile?

Wife: We're not stupid.

Me: Hold on Karen, let him finish.


Memes,  Used Car Salesman Jokes,  
    
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Blessed my new ride at the car wash
Blessed my new ride at the car wash

Memes,  Car Wash Jokes,  
    
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My new car! A person shld have a dream! If you try your best your dream will come true dont ask my why I chose white
My new car! A person shld have a dream! If you try your best your dream will come true dont ask my why I chose white

Memes,  Funny Car Images,  
    
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"Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?"
"Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?"

Doctor Jokes,  Fraud Jokes,  
    
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my cousin new car

with feet that big she don't need a car...two steps and that  suld be at her destination
my cousin new car

with feet that big she don't need a car...two steps and that suld be at her destination


Funny Instagram Images,  Instagram Funny,  Ugly Feet Jokes,  
    
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Hey this guy just bought a camaro

See, nobody cares
Hey this guy just bought a camaro

See, nobody cares


Nobody Cares Meme,  See Nobody Cares (theme),  Chevy Camaro Jokes,  
    
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You're going to die

When you see how awesome my new camaro is.
You're going to die

When you see how awesome my new camaro is.


Chevy Camaro Jokes,  Dating Site Murderer (theme),  
    
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It's my car now, but as soon as it's fixed, it'll be my daughter's again.
It's my car now, but as soon as it's fixed, it'll be my daughter's again.

Car Jokes One Liners,  Funny Car Jokes,  
    
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'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'
'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Car Salesman Jokes,  Used Car Salesman Jokes,  
    
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