New Car Jokes

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Tesla cars can now diagnose themselves and pre-order parts if needed
Tesla cars can now diagnose themselves and pre-order parts if needed

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  Technology Jokes,  
    
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My brother told me he was tired of seeing me drive old cars so he bought me a new one!!! So thankful

My brother tells me to shut up when I'm not even saying anything
My brother told me he was tired of seeing me drive old cars so he bought me a new one!!! So thankful

My brother tells me to shut up when I'm not even saying anything


Memes,  Brother Sister Jokes,  
    
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I got a Tesla for Christmas! Happy Holidays everyone!
I got a Tesla for Christmas! Happy Holidays everyone!

Memes,  Best Midget Jokes,  Funny Celebrity Jokes,  
    
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Car commercials that show a middle class husband buying his wife a car as a gift is so unrealistic. It's like "hey honey, as a gift this year I made a huge financial decision without ur approval, u might wanna look for a second job, Merry Christmas"
Car commercials that show a middle class husband buying his wife a car as a gift is so unrealistic. It's like "hey honey, as a gift this year I made a huge financial decision without ur approval, u might wanna look for a second job, Merry Christmas"

Memes,  Commercial Memes,  
    
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Just turned 18 and bought myself a 488, what you doin?

Not lying on Twitter
Just turned 18 and bought myself a 488, what you doin?

Not lying on Twitter


Memes,  Jokes About Lying,  Jokes For Twitter,  
    
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So I bought my wife a car...
So I bought my wife a car...

Memes,  Trick Jokes,  
    
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Got a new car
Got a new car

Memes,  Jokes About Liars,  
    
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You get a Lexus and you get a Lexus

Everyone gets a Lexus
You get a Lexus and you get a Lexus

Everyone gets a Lexus


Lexus Jokes,  Oprah Memes,  Car Meme,  
    
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I traded my LS430 for an LS460.

Why? Why? Why?
I traded my LS430 for an LS460.

Why? Why? Why?


Lexus Jokes,  Car Memes,  
    
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Buys a used Toyota at a great price 

Gas pedal sticks
Buys a used Toyota at a great price

Gas pedal sticks


Toyota Jokes,  Bad Luck Brian (theme),  
    
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[Buy a used car]

Salesman: What if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile?

Wife: We're not stupid.

Me: Hold on Karen, let him finish.
[Buy a used car]

Salesman: What if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile?

Wife: We're not stupid.

Me: Hold on Karen, let him finish.


Memes,  Used Car Salesman Jokes,  
    
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Blessed my new ride at the car wash
Blessed my new ride at the car wash

Memes,  Car Wash Jokes,  
    
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My new car! A person shld have a dream! If you try your best your dream will come true dont ask my why I chose white
My new car! A person shld have a dream! If you try your best your dream will come true dont ask my why I chose white

Memes,  Funny Car Images,  
    
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"Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?"
"Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?"

Doctor Jokes,  Fraud Jokes,  
    
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my cousin new car

with feet that big she don't need a car...two steps and that  suld be at her destination
my cousin new car

with feet that big she don't need a car...two steps and that suld be at her destination


Funny Instagram Images,  Instagram Funny,  Ugly Feet Jokes,  
    
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