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i invented a new drinking game! 

it's called... drink till you sleep with me!
i invented a new drinking game!

it's called... drink till you sleep with me!


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Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

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Excuse me are you hiring? I heard you have an opening you need filled.

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Do you like parties? Because you can climb up my pants and have a ball!

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If you were a transformer. You'd be a hot-o-bot, and you'd be called Optimus Fine!

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If I were a function(), would you call me?

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Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!

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If you were vanilla ice cream and I was hot caramel, I'd pour myself all over you.

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My docking station or yours?


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I think I've been stung by a trackerjacker.

(Why is That?)

Because you look so good I must be hallucinating!


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Is your name Katniss, cause I have something to shut that big mouth of yours!

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I'd eat poison berries for you.

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That mockingjay dress would look great on my bedroom floor!


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I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D"

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Hey baby can I fry my steak in your hot sizzling grill?

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