New Hampshire Jokes

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Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in New Hampshire?

A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.


Sheep Jokes,  Bad Animal Jokes,  Lame Animal Jokes  
    
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Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at the University of New Hampshire?

A: They cause too much brain damage!


Jokes About New Hampshire,  New Hampshire State Jokes  
    
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Q: What are the best four years of an UNH grads life?

A: Third grade


Graduate Jokes,  Funny Stupid Jokes  
    
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Q: What do UNH and Dartmouth students have in common?

A: They both got in to UNH


Jokes For Students On College,  School And College Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the University of New Hampshire have in common?

A: They both end up in trailer parks.


Graduate Jokes,  Trailer Trash Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in New Hampshire?

A: No one would look for them.


Funny Jokes For Girls,  Jokes About New Hampshire  
    
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Q: What do they call students who go to the University of New Hampshire?

A: Rejects from Dartmouth!


New Hampshire State Jokes,  Jokes About New Hampshire  
    
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Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in New Hampshire?

A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.


Adult Animal Jokes  
    
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Q. How did the New Hampshire grad die from drinking milk?

A. The cow fell on him!


Jokes About New Hampshire,  Cow Jokes  
    
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Q: How many New Hampshire grads does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Lava lamps dont burn out man!


Jokes About New Hampshire,  New Hampshire State Jokes  
    
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Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Southern New Hampshire University Illinois campus?

A: A visitor.


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Q: What does a New Hampshire native and a bottle of beer have in common?

A: Theyre both empty from the neck up.


Beer Jokes,  Beer Humor,  
    
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Q: Why do New Hampshire students have TGIF on their shoes?

A: Toes Go In First!


Funny Stupid Jokes,  Toe Puns,  Shoe Puns  
    
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