New Hampshire State Jokes

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Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at the University of New Hampshire?

A: They cause too much brain damage!


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Q: What is the definition of a New Hampshire virgin?

A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..


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Q: How do you casterate an University of New Hampshire grad?

A: Kick his sister in the mouth


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Q: Why do Southern New Hampshire University grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?

A: So they can park in handicap spaces.


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Q: What do they call students who go to the University of New Hampshire?

A: Rejects from Dartmouth!


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Q: How many Southern New Hampshire University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, it's a sophomore course.


Freshman Jokes,  College Humor Jokes  
    
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Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Southern New Hampshire University Illinois campus?

A: A visitor.


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Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Southern New Hampshire University library?

A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.


Jokes For College Students,  Funny Joke One Liners  
    
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Q: How many New Hampshire grads does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Lava lamps dont burn out man!


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Q: What should you do if you find three University Of New Hampshire basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement?

A: Get more cement.


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