New Husband Jokes

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Met my husband today. Now I just have to stand around and wait for him to show up
Met my husband today. Now I just have to stand around and wait for him to show up

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when i get married, ima be me waiting for babe like
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After 21 years of marriage, my wife still leaves me little notes...
After 21 years of marriage, my wife still leaves me little notes...

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Carried new wife over the threshold

Didn't drop her or smash her head on the doorframe
Carried new wife over the threshold

Didn't drop her or smash her head on the doorframe


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Do you know the difference between having a new husband and a dog? ...After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Do you know the difference between having a new husband and a dog? ...After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Child: Hey dad, how many moms does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 

Dad: I don't know. 

Child: None, because she gets you to do it!
Child: Hey dad, how many moms does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Dad: I don't know.

Child: None, because she gets you to do it!


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When I eventually met Mr Right, I had no idea that his first name was 'Always'.
When I eventually met Mr Right, I had no idea that his first name was 'Always'.

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong

- Milton Berie
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong

- Milton Berie


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my cheatin husband's in 129 row 31 seat 7-8
my cheatin husband's in 129 row 31 seat 7-8

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Husband is not an ATM machine
Husband is not an ATM machine

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Hey Number 73? Yeah you! You're my next husband.

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It's a numbers game...
Hey Number 73? Yeah you! You're my next husband.

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It's a numbers game...


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What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After one year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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"I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine... I always get better with age. The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar."

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