New Husband Wife Jokes

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Me during my husbands bachelor party
Me during my husbands bachelor party

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Carried new wife over the threshold

Didn't drop her or smash her head on the doorframe
Carried new wife over the threshold

Didn't drop her or smash her head on the doorframe


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Women looking at their husbands like....

You got something to tell me?
Women looking at their husbands like....

You got something to tell me?


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"One patch makes me stop smoking, one makes me eat less, one makes me put my clothes in the hamper instead of leaving them on the floor, one makes me put the toiler seat back down..."
"One patch makes me stop smoking, one makes me eat less, one makes me put my clothes in the hamper instead of leaving them on the floor, one makes me put the toiler seat back down..."

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I left my wife and kids

Presents under the Christmas tree
I left my wife and kids

Presents under the Christmas tree


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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him? 

Doctor: They are for you
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you


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When I eventually met Mr Right, I had no idea that his first name was 'Always'.
When I eventually met Mr Right, I had no idea that his first name was 'Always'.

Relatable Posts,  Best Marriage Jokes,  New Husband Jokes,  
    
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Keep calm

And hug your thoughtful husband
Keep calm

And hug your thoughtful husband


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If I die what'll you do? 

I may also die. 

Why? 

Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
If I die what'll you do?

I may also die.

Why?

Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.


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Historical Marker

On this exact spot in the afternoon of April 27, 1968, a marital argument was won by the husband.
Historical Marker

On this exact spot in the afternoon of April 27, 1968, a marital argument was won by the husband.


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Honey Im back from my Mom's.  I'm sorry I got so mad at you.  Can you forgive me?

You left?
Honey Im back from my Mom's. I'm sorry I got so mad at you. Can you forgive me?

You left?


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Husband is not an ATM machine
Husband is not an ATM machine

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"You must think you're hot stuff"

How can you tell?

"You are so conceited"

I don't really like these arbitrary categories.

"Shut up stupid"

That's not nice.

"You sound like my wife"
"You must think you're hot stuff"

How can you tell?

"You are so conceited"

I don't really like these arbitrary categories.

"Shut up stupid"

That's not nice.

"You sound like my wife"


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Q: How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!


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