New Mom Jokes

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need a wle new pair

breastfeed your kids they said, it will be really good for you they said
need a wle new pair

breastfeed your kids they said, it will be really good for you they said


Memes,  Mom Humor,  Breast Feeding Jokes,  
    
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Having trouble with your kids? Ask a new mom, they know everything.
Having trouble with your kids? Ask a new mom, they know everything.

Funny Baby Advice,  Funny Parenting Quotes,  
    
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Thanks for your over opinionated and annoying parenting advice.

Said no new mom ever!
Thanks for your over opinionated and annoying parenting advice.

Said no new mom ever!


Funny Baby Advice,  Annoying Jokes,  
    
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start carrying a water bottle so that when your breast milk unexpectedly lets down, you can splash your wle chest with water and pretend you just finished a really great workout and are not, in fact, turning into a human geyser.
start carrying a water bottle so that when your breast milk unexpectedly lets down, you can splash your wle chest with water and pretend you just finished a really great workout and are not, in fact, turning into a human geyser.

Funny Baby Advice,  Breast Feeding Jokes,  Milk Jokes,  
    
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I spend money on baby clothes like
I spend money on baby clothes like

Memes,  Mom Humor,  Emoji Meme,  
    
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Who down here cussing?
Who down here cussing?

Memes,  August Alsina Jokes,  August Alsina Memes,  
    
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when your mom start dating black guys...
when your mom start dating black guys...

Memes,  Interracial Relationships,  Funny Jokes Of Black People,  
    
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Pray for my mom. Nothing wrong w her she just tryna get a check.
Pray for my mom. Nothing wrong w her she just tryna get a check.

Memes,  Jokes About Prayer,  
    
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When ya mom asks you to do some bullshit and you ask her why and she reply "Cause I said so"
When ya mom asks you to do some bullshit and you ask her why and she reply "Cause I said so"

Memes,  Fresh Prince Meme,  
    
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*Le me giving my baby a bath

Mommy just washed me nice and clean... Time to poop!!!

Now I have to put my hands in there
*Le me giving my baby a bath

Mommy just washed me nice and clean... Time to poop!!!

Now I have to put my hands in there


Memes,  Le Meme,  
    
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mom: wanna watch blues clues?

me: nah

mom: why not?

me:
mom: wanna watch blues clues?

me: nah

mom: why not?

me:


Memes,  Gang Jokes,  
    
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When you trying to hang up but your mom won't stop talking
When you trying to hang up but your mom won't stop talking

Memes,  Funny Reactions,  Telephone Joke,  
    
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You can't do much the 9th month of pregnancy...but you CAN spoof Iggy Azalea's "Fancy"

I'M SO PREGNANT - Iggy Azalea - Fancy Parody
You can't do much the 9th month of pregnancy...but you CAN spoof Iggy Azalea's "Fancy"

Funny Videos,  Funny Parody Videos,  Music Funny,  Pregnancy Jokes,  
    
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(sigh)... why does he always get so upset every time i try to feed him?

brain freeze!
(sigh)... why does he always get so upset every time i try to feed him?

brain freeze!


Funny Pictures,  Breast Feeding Jokes,  Snow Man Jokes,  
    
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I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for a child.
I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for a child.

Funny Ecards,  Great Women Jokes,  Women Jokes One Liners,  Pregnancy Ecards,  
    
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