New Wife Jokes

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when i get married
when i get married

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when i get married, ima be me waiting for babe like
when i get married, ima be me waiting for babe like

Memes,  Stewie Meme,  Married Life Jokes,  
    
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This guy had checks of him and his new wife printed so he could write alimony checks to his ex.
This guy had checks of him and his new wife printed so he could write alimony checks to his ex.

Memes,  Savage Meme,  
    
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w es look

after you wife them up
w es look

after you wife them up


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i got a tattoo of my wife wearing a mark sanchez jersey

now she wont stop sucking!
i got a tattoo of my wife wearing a mark sanchez jersey

now she wont stop sucking!


Memes,  Rex Ryan Jokes,  Funny Tattoo,  
    
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I love Uno

Draw four

Do you want a divorce Martha
I love Uno

Draw four

Do you want a divorce Martha


Memes,  Card Jokes,  George Washington Meme,  
    
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The wife prepared another Pinterest recipe for dinner tonight...Swing-and-a-Miss!!
The wife prepared another Pinterest recipe for dinner tonight...Swing-and-a-Mi ss!!

Funny Ecards,  Wife Ecards,  
    
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Wear the same pants as your wife!
You never!

Wear the same pants as your wife!


Meme,  Kanye West Funny Pictures,  Kanye West Meme,  
    
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My wife is my property 

Management specialist at my real estate office
My wife is my property

Management specialist at my real estate office


Memes,  Real Estate Jokes,  Ordinary Muslim Man (theme),  
    
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Wife is pregnant,

Dont ask..
Wife is pregnant,

Dont ask..


Best Wife Jokes,  Funny Pregnancy Images  
    
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islamist advantage: when you divorce your wife and remarry, you can still keep the same pto on your desk.
islamist advantage: when you divorce your wife and remarry, you can still keep the same pto on your desk.

Funny Divorce Sayings,  Racist Muslim Jokes,  Muslims Jokes,  
    
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You look like my first wife

No, I've never been married.
You look like my first wife

No, I've never been married.


Pickup Dragon Meme (theme),  Pick Up Lines That Work  
    
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My wife said, What will I tell my boss for not going to work, I cant just say its because I was cooking a roast all day.

How about Diarrhoea? I said.

No way! she laughed.

Okay, I replied, but if a girl phoned me saying she was cooking diarrhoea, I would think she needed the time off.


Diarrhea Jokes,  Cooking Jokes,  Boss Jokes,  
    
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My wife was a great sword-swallower in the circus when we met.

Not my choice, but her amazing talent soon became neglected shortly after our wedding.


Circus Jokes,  Best Wedding Jokes  
    
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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine."

Wife Insult Jokes,  Advertising Jokes,  
    
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