New Year Jokes For Kids

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Unlike adults, most children may not have too many resolutions come new years eve but depending on how old they are they can’t wait until they no longer have to spend it at home. When you’re the only one of your friends that isn’t 21 yet and they one club that you may be able to get into is the most expensive and none of your friends can afford tickets. Total bummer.

Here we have the most popular and viral New Year jokes for kids from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
2016 is two months away and I still think 2008 was like two year ago.
2016 is two months away and I still think 2008 was like two year ago.

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Ur beautiful and you're going to do great this year
Ur beautiful and you're going to do great this year

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The gym after New Years
The gym after New Years

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New Year's resolutions:

Conquer earth, nap more
New Year's resolutions:

Conquer earth, nap more


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I can't believe it's New Years already

It seems like it was just New Years last year
I can't believe it's New Years already

It seems like it was just New Years last year


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New Year's Eve is over

Cam I take this tux off now?
New Year's Eve is over

Cam I take this tux off now?


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I would rather stay home playing video games

Than go to my friend's New Year's Eve party.
I would rather stay home playing video games

Than go to my friend's New Year's Eve party.


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Right before the clock strikes midnight on December 31st

Make sure you raise your left leg. That was you start the year off on the right foot.
Right before the clock strikes midnight on December 31st

Make sure you raise your left leg. That was you start the year off on the right foot.


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Oh no!

I don't have New Years Eve plans yet
Oh no!

I don't have New Years Eve plans yet


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New years eve for humans:

New years eve for cats
New years eve for humans:

New years eve for cats


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See you next year...

Shut up.
See you next year...

Shut up.


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How I'll be spending New Year's
How I'll be spending New Year's

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New Years Eve

Bring it on
New Years Eve

Bring it on


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You chewed up my list of New Year's resolutions! Good boy!
You chewed up my list of New Year's resolutions! Good boy!

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