New Year Jokes One Liners

 – 30 total
New Year, new me – every new year ever for every year that you can probably remember, right? This new year I resolve to workout 3 times a week, spend less money on unnecessary things and land my dream job. I will achieve all these things by doing exactly the same things I’ve been doing for the last 365 days.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral new year jokes one liners from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We’re always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
I remember 2017

Like it was yesterday
I remember 2017

Like it was yesterday


Memes,  2017 Meme,  2018 Meme,  
    
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pe everybody is ready for about 3 months of this bull
pe everybody is ready for about 3 months of this bull

Memes,  2018 Meme,  
    
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When people in other time zones
When people in other time zones

Memes,  New Years Day Jokes,  Time Zone Jokes,  
    
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Imagine us waiting for 2017 and all of a sudden 2016 S
Imagine us waiting for 2017 and all of a sudden 2016 S

Memes,  2017 Meme,  Iphone Humor,  
    
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i'm already in' up...  it, 2017 will be my year for sure
i'm already in' up... it, 2017 will be my year for sure

Funny Quotes,  Jokes For 2016,  Funny Jokes 2016,  
    
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When your ex messages you "happy new year" on eBay cause you got em blocked everywhere else
When your ex messages you "happy new year" on eBay cause you got em blocked everywhere else

Memes,  Ex Jokes,  
    
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My friends tonight

Me tonight
My friends tonight

Me tonight


Memes,  Funny New Year Images,  Funny New Years Eve Jokes,  
    
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January 1st

Personal trainers be like
January 1st

Personal trainers be like


Memes,  Personal Trainer Jokes,  New Years Jokes 2015,  
    
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Me & bae gon bring in the new year together
Me & bae gon bring in the new year together

Memes,  Being Single Jokes,  Bae Meme,  
    
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its a new day , a  new year so ... let a  hit
its a new day , a new year so ... let a hit

Memes,  
    
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i might even cut myself off in 2016
i might even cut myself off in 2016

Funny Jokes,  2016 Jokes,  Funniest Jokes 2015,  
    
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It's almost time 4 that

New Year new me b.s.
It's almost time 4 that

New Year new me b.s.


New Year New Me Meme,  
    
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Ur beautiful and you're going to do great this year
Ur beautiful and you're going to do great this year

Memes,  2015 New Year Jokes,  Funny Bunny Images,  
    
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when a  say

"this is my year" every year
KAPPITS (1)
Nigga: When a nigga
when a say

"this is my year" every year


Funny Quotes,  Funny New Year Quotes,  
    
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Amount of people forgetting their New Year resolutions

On 2nd of January is too damn high.
Amount of people forgetting their New Year resolutions

On 2nd of January is too damn high.


Memes,  New Year Resolution Jokes,  Too Damn High Meme (theme),  
    
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