New Year Jokes One Liners

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New Year, new me – every new year ever for every year that you can probably remember, right? This new year I resolve to workout 3 times a week, spend less money on unnecessary things and land my dream job. I will achieve all these things by doing exactly the same things I’ve been doing for the last 365 days.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral new year jokes one liners from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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i'm already in' up...  it, 2017 will be my year for sure
i'm already in' up... it, 2017 will be my year for sure

Funny Quotes,  Jokes For 2016,  Funny Jokes 2016,  
    
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When your ex messages you "happy new year" on eBay cause you got em blocked everywhere else
When your ex messages you "happy new year" on eBay cause you got em blocked everywhere else

Memes,  Ex Jokes,  
    
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My friends tonight

Me tonight
My friends tonight

Me tonight


Memes,  Funny New Year Images,  Funny New Years Eve Jokes,  
    
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its a new day , a  new year so ... let a  hit
its a new day , a new year so ... let a hit

Memes,  
    
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January 1st

Personal trainers be like
January 1st

Personal trainers be like


Memes,  Personal Trainer Jokes,  New Years Jokes 2015,  
    
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Me & bae gon bring in the new year together
Me & bae gon bring in the new year together

Memes,  Being Single Jokes,  Bae Meme,  
    
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i might even cut myself off in 2016
i might even cut myself off in 2016

Funny Jokes,  2016 Jokes,  Funniest Jokes 2015,  
    
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It's almost time 4 that

New Year new me b.s.
It's almost time 4 that

New Year new me b.s.


New Year New Me Meme,  
    
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Ur beautiful and you're going to do great this year
Ur beautiful and you're going to do great this year

Memes,  2015 New Year Jokes,  Funny Bunny Images,  
    
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when a  say

"this is my year" every year
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Nigga: When a nigga
when a say

"this is my year" every year


Funny Quotes,  Funny New Year Quotes,  
    
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Amount of people forgetting their New Year resolutions

On 2nd of January is too damn high.
Amount of people forgetting their New Year resolutions

On 2nd of January is too damn high.


Memes,  New Year Resolution Jokes,  Too Damn High Meme (theme),  
    
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There may come a time when I stick to my New Year's resolutions

But it is not this year
There may come a time when I stick to my New Year's resolutions

But it is not this year


Memes,  New Year Resolution Jokes,  
    
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For New Year's I resolve spend less time with my fingers on a computer keyboard, and more time with my fingers on knitting needles.
For New Year's I resolve spend less time with my fingers on a computer keyboard, and more time with my fingers on knitting needles.

Funny Ecards,  New Year Resolution Jokes,  Funny Ecards For Her,  
    
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new year same me

ain't  gon' change b!!!
new year same me

ain't gon' change b!!!


New Years Jokes 2014,  New Years Puns,  Best New Years Jokes,  
    
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