New Year, new me – every new year ever for every year that you can probably remember, right? This new year I resolve to workout 3 times a week, spend less money on unnecessary things and land my dream job. I will achieve all these things by doing exactly the same things I’ve been doing for the last 365 days.
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i'm already in' up... it, 2017 will be my year for sure