New Year Jokes

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New Year New Me!! Says every annoying person everywhere. People act as if the New Year will bring with it a new identity, face and body lift, updated credit score and instant improvement to everything you mucked up in the previous year. Being hopeful is great, but improvement should be a year round thing not something we aim to do on the one night of the year you will probably be drunk and then abandon as soon as you sober up.

Here we have added the most popular and viral new year jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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it's the best worst night of the year!

Tips for a Fun New Years Eve
it's the best worst night of the year!

Funny Videos,  New Years Eve Jokes,  Funny Advice,  
    
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Immediately after unblocking all of my exes so they don't miss my 2017 glow up grand finale
Immediately after unblocking all of my exes so they don't miss my 2017 glow up grand finale

Memes,  Petty Jokes,  2017 Meme,  
    
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When you're trying to cram as much food down you as possible because the new year is quickly approaching and you're going to start eating healthy
When you're trying to cram as much food down you as possible because the new year is quickly approaching and you're going to start eating healthy

Memes,  Eating Memes,  
    
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My mood all 2017. Boujee and care free
My mood all 2017. Boujee and care free

Memes,  2017 Meme,  Mood Memes,  
    
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Raise your hand if you're going into 2017 fat, drunk, broke & single.
Raise your hand if you're going into 2017 fat, drunk, broke & single.

Memes,  2017 Meme,  Self Deprecating Jokes,  
    
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-"How was your year?'

Me:
-"How was your year?'

Me:


Memes,  Britney Spears Jokes,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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Trying not to enter 2017 with 2016 problems.
Trying not to enter 2017 with 2016 problems.

Memes,  Problem Jokes,  2017 Meme,  
    
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2016 so far:
2016 so far:

Memes,  Candy Meme,  2016 Jokes,  
    
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w many of you "new year new me' es out there sucking random s again?
w many of you "new year new me' es out there sucking random s again?

Funny Jokes,  Funny New Year Quotes,  
    
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So how's your 2016 going so far?
So how's your 2016 going so far?

Memes,  Funny Faces Images,  Funny 2016,  
    
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2014: Single

2015: Single

2016: Single
2014: Single

2015: Single

2016: Single


Funny Jokes,  Jokes About Being Single,  
    
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2016 is already testing me.
2016 is already testing me.

Memes,  2016 Jokes,  
    
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We don't care who you cutting off in 2016
We don't care who you cutting off in 2016

Funny Jokes,  2016 Jokes,  Quote Joke,  
    
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When your ex messages you "happy new year" on eBay cause you got em blocked everywhere else
When your ex messages you "happy new year" on eBay cause you got em blocked everywhere else

Memes,  Ex Jokes,  New Year Jokes One Liners,  
    
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