New Year Sms Jokes

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I already broke 6 out of my 5 New Year's resolutions
I already broke 6 out of my 5 New Year's resolutions

Memes,  New Year Resolutions Jokes,  Short New Years Jokes,  
    
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i can finally say : i haven't had sex this year
i can finally say : i haven't had sex this year

Funny Quotes,  
    
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can y'all stop abbreviating new year eve to nye i keep thinking y'all talking about me lmao this  fire
can y'all stop abbreviating new year eve to nye i keep thinking y'all talking about me lmao this fire

Funny Quotes,  New Year Eve Jokes One Liners,  Funny Tweet Jokes,  
    
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2016 better be the year i turn t and rich
2016 better be the year i turn t and rich

Funny Quotes,  2016 Jokes,  Short New Years Jokes,  
    
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My goal for 2016 is to accomplish the goals of 2015 which I should have done in 2014 because I made a promise in 2013 and planned in 2012
My goal for 2016 is to accomplish the goals of 2015 which I should have done in 2014 because I made a promise in 2013 and planned in 2012

Funny Quotes,  New Years Resolution Jokes,  
    
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Why do they include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like you fresh out the womb ready to join gmail.
Why do they include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like you fresh out the womb ready to join gmail.

Memes,  Good Email Jokes,  Email Jokes,  
    
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'I need to stop', I whispered to myself, as I clicked 'next episode'.
'I need to stop', I whispered to myself, as I clicked 'next episode'.

Relatable Posts,  Netflix Jokes,  
    
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Happy Chinese New Year to you and the Chinese government official also reading this.
Happy Chinese New Year to you and the Chinese government official also reading this.

Chinese New Year Jokes,  Chinese Jokes Funny,  Spy Jokes,  
    
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Receiving no SMS on new years's eve

Sending a SMS to yourself for test-ing purpose

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Receiving "Test SMS" instantly

forever alone
Receiving no SMS on new years's eve

Sending a SMS to yourself for test-ing purpose

Web SMS

Receiving "Test SMS" instantly

forever alone


Being Single Jokes,  Cell Phone Jokes,  Texting Jokes,  
    
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