New Years Eve Jokes

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New Year, new me – every new years eve ever so far for your entire life. This new year I resolve to not go home drunk and with a stranger, workout 3 times a week, drink more water and get out of debt. I will achieve all these things by doing exactly the same things I’ve been doing have faith for a different result.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral new years eve jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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New York on New Years Eve...

Tourists

Natives
New York on New Years Eve...

Tourists

Natives


Funny New Years Eve Jokes,  New York City Jokes,  
    
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New Year's Eve kiss: expectations vs reality.
New Year's Eve kiss: expectations vs reality.

Memes,  Expectation Vs Reality Jokes,  
    
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when you drank too much wine on new year's eve
when you drank too much wine on new year's eve

Jokes Drinking,  Classical Art Memes,  
    
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raise your hand if you're getting stoned on new years
raise your hand if you're getting stoned on new years

Memes,  Stoner Meme,  Stoner Jokes,  
    
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Them: What are your New Years Eve plans?

Me:
Them: What are your New Years Eve plans?

Me:


Memes,  New Years Eve Meme,  
    
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If ur worried ur not gonna get a New Years Eve kiss just remember that Valentines day is in 45 days n ur probably gonna b alone for that too
If ur worried ur not gonna get a New Years Eve kiss just remember that Valentines day is in 45 days n ur probably gonna b alone for that too

Funny Quotes,  2015 New Years Jokes,  Best New Years Jokes,  
    
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Happy Chinese New Year Eve!
Happy Chinese New Year Eve!

Memes,  Chinese New Year Jokes,  
    
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When someone cracks that "See you next year" joke when you'll see them tomorrow
When someone cracks that "See you next year" joke when you'll see them tomorrow

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On New Year's Eve,

Saints gone be at Watch Night Sevice Like...
On New Year's Eve,

Saints gone be at Watch Night Sevice Like...


Memes,  Short New Years Jokes,  
    
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to all the  preparing that new year new me speech

2015 will not be your year

i guarantee it
to all the preparing that new year new me speech

2015 will not be your year

i guarantee it


Funny Jokes,  New Years Jokes 2014,  
    
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Let's attend an opulent New Year's eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty.
Let's attend an opulent New Year's eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty.

Funny Ecards,  Poverty Jokes,  
    
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I would rather stay home playing video games

Than go to my friend's New Year's Eve party.
I would rather stay home playing video games

Than go to my friend's New Year's Eve party.


Memes,  New Years Jokes For Kids,  Confession Bear (theme),  
    
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Flirts with you all night on New Years Eve

Boyfriend shows up at 11:57
Flirts with you all night on New Years Eve

Boyfriend shows up at 11:57


Memes,  Jokes About New Years,  Friend Zone Fiona (theme),  
    
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Stay home for New Year's Eve?

Impossibru!
Stay home for New Year's Eve?

Impossibru!


Memes,  Funny New Years Sayings,  
    
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She wouldn't kiss on New Years Eve

So I gave her the Kiss of the Dragon
She wouldn't kiss on New Years Eve

So I gave her the Kiss of the Dragon


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