New Years Jokes 2014

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New years always seem to bring regret, new goals and soon to be broken promises. Sadly, these are the things that also bring with them the best humor. Some of us will create our biggest regrets on New Years and really bring in the New Year on a new note.

Here we have added the most popular and viral new years jokes 2014 from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
before 2014 ends

wanna
before 2014 ends

wanna


Memes,  Memes About Sex,  
    
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Prepare your liver

The New Years party is coming and it will be grand
Prepare your liver

The New Years party is coming and it will be grand


Funny Jokes,  Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  
    
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to all the  preparing that new year new me speech

2015 will not be your year

i guarantee it
to all the preparing that new year new me speech

2015 will not be your year

i guarantee it


Funny Jokes,  New Years Eve Jokes,  
    
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For New Year's I resolve spend less time with my fingers on a computer keyboard, and more time with my fingers on knitting needles.
For New Year's I resolve spend less time with my fingers on a computer keyboard, and more time with my fingers on knitting needles.

Funny Ecards,  New Year Resolution Jokes,  Funny Ecards For Her,  
    
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Please RSVP 'Yes' to my freaking New Years Eve party so I look more popular. 

You don't even have to come.
Please RSVP 'Yes' to my freaking New Years Eve party so I look more popular.

You don't even have to come.


Funny Ecards,  Funny New Years Eve Jokes,  
    
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I had a happy New Year once...

It was awful
I had a happy New Year once...

It was awful


Memes,  Anti Jokes 2014,  Happy New Year Jokes,  
    
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Happy New Year

She kissed someone else at midnight
Happy New Year

She kissed someone else at midnight


Memes,  Depression Dog (theme),  
    
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Don't just wish for a great 2014

Make it so
Don't just wish for a great 2014

Make it so


Star Trek Meme,  New Year Puns,  Picard Meme (theme)  
    
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new year same me

ain't  gon' change b!!!
new year same me

ain't gon' change b!!!


New Year Jokes One Liners,  New Years Puns,  Best New Years Jokes,  
    
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"I can't come up with any New Year's resolutions. It's not that I'm perfect, but I'm so imperfect that I can't possibly give up anything."
"I can't come up with any New Year's resolutions. It's not that I'm perfect, but I'm so imperfect that I can't possibly give up anything."

New Year Resolution Jokes,  Funny New Year Jokes,  
    
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here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.
here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.

Funny New Years Wishes,  Free Holiday Ecards  
    
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I was thinking about making a New Year's resolution, but what the heck -- why tamper with perfection?

New Year Resolution Jokes,  Funny New Year Quotes  
    
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I have a very ambitious New Year's resolution. I vow never again to write the year 2013 on any of my checks.

New Year Resolution Jokes,  2014 New Years Jokes,  
    
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My wife and I will probably spend this New Year's Eve like every other year. In front of the TV set. It's a tradition in our family -- snoring in the new year.

Best New Years Eve Jokes,  Funny New Years Sayings  
    
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Most people celebrate Christmas with relatives. That's why New Year's Eve was invented. It's a chance to celebrate with people you actually enjoy celebrating with.

Funny New Years Sayings,  Funny New Year Jokes  
    
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