New Years Jokes One Liners

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New year's party?

Let me check my calendar
New year's party?

Let me check my calendar


Calendar Jokes,  Mayan Jokes,  
    
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I already broke 6 out of my 5 New Year's resolutions
I already broke 6 out of my 5 New Year's resolutions

Memes,  New Year Resolutions Jokes,  Short New Years Jokes,  
    
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i can finally say : i haven't had sex this year
i can finally say : i haven't had sex this year

Funny Quotes,  
    
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New year new me yeah right!

You're still going to be a prick in 2016 ya rat bastard, get outta here!
New year new me yeah right!

You're still going to be a prick in 2016 ya rat bastard, get outta here!


Memes,  New Year New Me Meme,  
    
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Happy 2017
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kheeze: khilly
Happy 2017

Memes,  2016 Jokes,  Funny New Years Jokes,  
    
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"2016 is gonna be my year" 

*Said that in 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, & 2015*
"2016 is gonna be my year"

*Said that in 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, & 2015*


Funny Quotes,  2015 New Years Jokes,  2016 Jokes,  
    
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How I feel knowing I get my check early and a few days off this week
How I feel knowing I get my check early and a few days off this week

Memes,  December Memes,  Payday Jokes,  
    
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Coworker: I'm gonna hit the gym hard in 2016

Me: Free pizza at planet fit was does that count.

#Newyearsclapback
Coworker: I'm gonna hit the gym hard in 2016

Me: Free pizza at planet fit was does that count.

#Newyearsclapback


Memes,  Cool Disses,  
    
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"so w you going to kiss for new years?"

alcol.
"so w you going to kiss for new years?"

alcol.


Memes,  Kissing Jokes,  
    
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any of y'all  giving head before this wle new year new me bull
any of y'all giving head before this wle new year new me bull

Memes,  Dave Chappelle Memes,  2016 Jokes,  
    
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May your New Year's end with counting numbers backwards rather than reciting the alphabet backwards.
May your New Year's end with counting numbers backwards rather than reciting the alphabet backwards.

Funny Ecards,  New Years Jokes 2015,  Funny New Year Wishes,  
    
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Arriving home on January 1
Arriving home on January 1

Memes,  Funny Photos Of Drunk People,  
    
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Do or do not

There is no New Year's resolution
Do or do not

There is no New Year's resolution


Memes,  New Years Resolution Joke,  Yoda Meme,  
    
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How I'll be spending New Year's
How I'll be spending New Year's

Memes,  New Years Eve Jokes,  
    
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if you was a   in 2013

you gon be a   in 2014
if you was a in 2013

you gon be a in 2014


Funny New Years Eve Jokes,  Funny New Year Sayings,  Funny New Year Quotes,  
    
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