New Years Jokes

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There are countless new years jokes, even here on the site. What’s so funny about new years is that people treat it like it’s a huge reset button when it’s not. You were over weight when you went to sleep at 11:59PM and you will be overweight still after the ball drops and you wake up in the new year.

Here we have the most popular and viral new years jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We’re always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
New Years Update: Still broke
New Years Update: Still broke

Memes,  Broke Jokes,  
    
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Goes to New York City Rave on New Years Eve 

Spends the night babysitting drunk friends
Goes to New York City Rave on New Years Eve

Spends the night babysitting drunk friends


New York City Jokes,  Good Guy Greg (theme),  Good Guy Meme,  
    
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What I really expect when someone says new year new me
What I really expect when someone says new year new me

Memes,  Best New Year Jokes,  
    
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Me on New Years
Me on New Years

Memes,  Funny New Year Images,  
    
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if i'm not this lit on new years there's a problem
if i'm not this lit on new years there's a problem

Memes,  Lit Meme,  
    
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The people who's names I do not call must delete my number and remain in 2015.
The people who's names I do not call must delete my number and remain in 2015.

Memes,  2015 Jokes,  2016 Jokes,  
    
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Me walking into 2016 just as petty as I was in 2015
Me walking into 2016 just as petty as I was in 2015

Memes,  2016 Jokes,  Petty Jokes,  
    
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New year, new opportunities to make really poor decisions again
New year, new opportunities to make really poor decisions again

Funny Quotes,  Funny New Year Jokes,  
    
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Me for the next 2 months
Me for the next 2 months

Memes,  2016 Jokes,  
    
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me walking into 2016 with my selfish  atude and ready to get everything i deserve.
me walking into 2016 with my selfish atude and ready to get everything i deserve.

Memes,  2016 Jokes,  Selfish Jokes,  
    
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I seen you break those 

Resolutions already
I seen you break those

Resolutions already


New Years Resolution Joke,  New Year Resolutions Jokes,  
    
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When your crush tweets "I need a bae" "New Years kiss where you at" "I need someone to spoil"
When your crush tweets "I need a bae" "New Years kiss where you at" "I need someone to spoil"

Crush Jokes,  Best Jokes For Girls,  
    
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How I'll be spending New Years..
How I'll be spending New Years..

Funny Pug Images,  Holiday Meme,  
    
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Me this New Years
Me this New Years

Memes,  Funny New Year Jokes,  
    
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I remember 2014 like it was yesterday
I remember 2014 like it was yesterday

Memes,  Best Short Jokes 2014,  Latest Funny Jokes 2015,  
    
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