New Years Resolution Jokes

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I already broke 6 out of 5 of my New Year's resolutions
I already broke 6 out of 5 of my New Year's resolutions

Memes,  Funny New Year Quotes,  
    
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Everyone else: "New year new me"

Me:
Everyone else: "New year new me"

Me:


Memes,  New Year New Me Meme,  Lindsay Lohan Jokes,  
    
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... i have to start my new diet on the 1st

on neveruary
... i have to start my new diet on the 1st

on neveruary


Memes,  Diet Jokes,  Funny Cute Baby Pictures,  
    
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Why New Years is such a scary holiday.

Die

Diet
Why New Years is such a scary holiday.

Die

Diet


Memes,  New Years Meme,  Diet Humor,  
    
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My goal for 2016 is to accomplish the goals of 2015 which I should have done in 2014 because I made a promise in 2013 and planned in 2012
My goal for 2016 is to accomplish the goals of 2015 which I should have done in 2014 because I made a promise in 2013 and planned in 2012

Funny Quotes,  New Year Sms Jokes,  
    
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Giving up things for Ash Wednesday

I bet you follow that, like you did your New Years Resolution
Giving up things for Ash Wednesday

I bet you follow that, like you did your New Years Resolution


Memes,  Ash Wednesday Meme,  
    
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Thot New Year's Resolutions
Thot New Year's Resolutions

Funny Pictures,  Thot,  Thot Memes,  
    
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My New Year's resolution is to write 2015 instead of 2014.
My New Year's resolution is to write 2015 instead of 2014.

Funny Ecards,  2015 New Year Jokes,  
    
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New Year's resolutions:

Conquer earth, nap more
KAPPITS (1)
Leo: Kappit
New Year's resolutions:

Conquer earth, nap more


Memes,  Best Cat Pictures,  
    
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Here's a room full of people who care about

Your New Years resolution..
Here's a room full of people who care about

Your New Years resolution..


Memes,  Rude New Year Jokes,  Caring Jokes,  
    
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New Year resolution day one

Squats
New Year resolution day one

Squats


Memes,  Fitness Jokes,  
    
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My New Year's resolution is to do a better job at disguising my poor life choices.
My New Year's resolution is to do a better job at disguising my poor life choices.

Funny Ecards,  Funny One Liners About Life,  
    
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"Im going to make a New Years resolution!" 

*2 days later* Aaaaand it's broken!
"Im going to make a New Years resolution!"

*2 days later* Aaaaand it's broken!


Memes,  And Its Gone Meme,  
    
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Why need a New Years resolution

If you're perfect like me.
Why need a New Years resolution

If you're perfect like me.


Memes,  Kayne West Meme,  
    
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made new year resolutions

gonna follow this
made new year resolutions

gonna follow this


Memes,  Fist Pump Baby (theme),  
    
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