Newspaper Joke

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"You're sure that's the right word?"
"Like, 80% sure, yeah."
"Print it."
"You're sure that's the right word?"
"Like, 80% sure, yeah."
"Print it."


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Meanwhile

In Guatemala
Meanwhile

In Guatemala


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This weekend will be...

Whiter than the Oscars
This weekend will be...

Whiter than the Oscars


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Personals: female ff, se/e/dp, seeks male ff, +/+/+ for short term relationship. Enjoys romance, fermentation, and long walks on the peach...
Personals: female ff, se/e/dp, seeks male ff, +/+/+ for short term relationship. Enjoys romance, fermentation, and long walks on the peach...

Memes,  Fruit Fly Jokes,  Personal Jokes,  
    
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I think Sonya might be lying
I think Sonya might be lying

Memes,  Food Stamp Jokes,  Hell Nah,  
    
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why you suld never put a bald person on the front page of the newspaper:
why you suld never put a bald person on the front page of the newspaper:

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What are you thankful for, Isabella?
What are you thankful for, Isabella?

Funny Jokes,  Funny Thanksgiving Quotes,  
    
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I check the gram every morning

Like a newspaper
I check the gram every morning

Like a newspaper


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It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

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An Ahmedabadi called the obituary section of a leading local newspaper. He inquired-"Tell me, how much would it cost to have an obitualry printed in your Newspaper".

The ad clerk politely told him, "It would be Rupees 100 a word, sir!"

"Thats fine", said Lalloobhai Ahmedabadi after a moment of cost calculation.

"OK, then take them down, Jagdukaka Dead" He dictated to the clerk.

"Oh, that's all?" asked the clerk anticipating big writeup for dear ones.

"Yes, that's it. And charge rupees two hundred to my credit card, please, here is number".

"Hold it Sir, I am sorry, but I should have informed you that the Ad must be for minimum five hundred rupees and you may have minimum five words".

Lalloobhai got annoyed at the failures of his cost calculations. He blasted the Clerk, "Yes, you should have told me that, ahead".

After a moment of updating his cost versus benefit calcs, he loudlly dictated again, "OK write, Jagdukaka dead, Honda for Sale".


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i wish i was a newspaper, so i'd be in your hands all day.

i too wish that you were a newspaper, 

so i could have a new one everyday.
i wish i was a newspaper, so i'd be in your hands all day.

i too wish that you were a newspaper,

so i could have a new one everyday.


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Yesterday I was the top AOL search for the whole week. 

Do you also know you are the number 2 on the dumbest people from the New York post?
Yesterday I was the top AOL search for the whole week.

Do you also know you are the number 2 on the dumbest people from the New York post?


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Yes Please

I always have room for more bacon
Yes Please

I always have room for more bacon


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What's black and white and red all over?

The New York Times app, which I've just downloaded onto your new iPad.


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