Newspaper Puns

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This weekend will be...

Whiter than the Oscars
This weekend will be...

Whiter than the Oscars


Funny Jokes,  Funny News Headlines Today,  
    
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Funny Pictures,  Grape Puns,  Funny Fruit Facts,  Funny Health Facts,  
    
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What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!


Cow Jokes For Kids,  Kid Friendly Jokes,  Funny Clean Jokes One Liners,  Cow Puns,  
    
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Obituaries of those hanged in the old west used to be posted in the noose paper.

Death Puns,  News Jokes  
    
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Q. Why did the deaf Essex girl sit on a newspaper?

A. So she could lip read.


Reading Jokes,  Lip Jokes  
    
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Wanted: Someone to grind or chew hay for horse with bad teeth. Contact James "Bud" Williams, Cartersville
Wanted: Someone to grind or chew hay for horse with bad teeth. Contact James "Bud" Williams, Cartersville

Funny Wanted Posters,  Funny Fails Pictures,  
    
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Q: Why did the Zombie read the New York Times?

A: He heard it had great circulation.


Zombie Humor,  Zombie Jokes,  
    
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Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?

A. One Post, two Globes, and many Times.


Newspaper Joke,  Funny Women Jokes  
    
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the great cover up
the great cover up

Funny Pictures Fail  
    
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I'd rather not...

Eat out Catherine Cleary
I'd rather not...

Eat out Catherine Cleary


Eating Jokes,  Food Puns,  Food Jokes,  
    
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best man left bleeding after being hit in the head by flying
best man left bleeding after being hit in the head by flying

Newspaper Jokes,  Dildo Jokes,  Great Best Man Jokes  
    
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I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop....to stop reading newspapers.

News Jokes,  Reading Puns,  Funny Insult Jokes  
    
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Whats black and white and red all over

A newspaper.


Paper Pun,  Jokes,  List Of Jokes  
    
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One day man in Liverpool was reading the Liverpool Echo when he saw a job vacancy for a 'Fanny shaver'. He rang the number in the newspaper and was asked some preliminary questions.

"Tell me," said the interviewer, "Do you mind shaving the pussy's of famous super models and actresses?"
"No way," replied the man, "It would be an honor!"

"Alright," said the interviewer, "Do you mind travelling all over Europe to places like Milan, Monaco and Rome?"
"No that would not be a problem!" replied the man, "I love to travel!"

"Excellent," said the interviewer, "Do you have a problem getting close to some of the most beautiful women in the world?"
"I would be fine," replied the man.

"Excellent!" said the interviewer, "Now would you be flustered or act ungentlemanly while you were shaving around their genital areas?"
"No I would not be!" replied the man, "I would be both discreet and charming!"

"Excellent!" said the interviewer, "You seem to be the ideal candidate for the job! I will send you a train ticket to Manchester."
"Great," replied the man, "Is that where my first job is, like?"

"Oh, no," replied the interviewer, "That's where the queue for the interview starts!"


Liverpool Fc Jokes Jokes,  Interview Jokes  
    
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Paddy saw a newspaper ad for a $10 river cruise. So he went out to the jetty, where he saw a guy with a baseball bat and a coil of rope.
"I'm here for the river cruise!" said Paddy handing the guy $10.
The guy took the money then hit Paddy over the ear with the baseball bat. Next thing Paddy knew, he was floating down the river tied to a log. Then he spotted his friend, Mick, who was also tied to a log and floating downstream.
"Hey Mick!" Paddy yelled, "Do they serve meals on this trip?"
"Well," Mick shouted back, "They didn't last year!"


Money Puns,  River Jokes  
    
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