Nfl Jokes

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This is the only sport where a man can put his hands under another man’s ass and cradle his balls and everything’s super cool. Who can forget the infamous Terrell Owens crying talking about Tony Romo after a loss, “That’s my quarterback.”

Just think about it most guys would love his lady or any female for that reason to be a wide receiver. That’s just limitless extra activity in the bedroom. Hey, contrary to the quarterback hands under the center, you can really appreciate a defensive end. You know he ain’t letting noooo body put their hands up his ass.

Here we have the best collection of NFL jokes on the Internet. We’ve taken anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
NFL: "Despite being worth billions, we couldn't get our hands on the Kareem Hunt video"

TMZ: LOL, watch this"
NFL: "Despite being worth billions, we couldn't get our hands on the Kareem Hunt video"

TMZ: LOL, watch this"


Memes,  News Jokes,  
    
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Believe in something.
Even if it's just until halftime.

Just retire.
Believe in something.
Even if it's just until halftime.

Just retire.


Memes,  Athlete Jokes,  Nike Jokes,  
    
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I waited 9 months just for my favorite college football and NFL teams to suck again
I waited 9 months just for my favorite college football and NFL teams to suck again

Memes,  Ed Edd Eddy Meme,  
    
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"Hear me out... I think we're going to the Super Bowl."
"Hear me out... I think we're going to the Super Bowl."

Memes,  New York Jets Jokes,  
    
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Breaking: The Cleveland Browns didn\'t lose
Breaking: The Cleveland Browns didn\'t lose

Memes,  Cleveland Browns Jokes,  Sport Team Jokes,  
    
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Football season rules

1. Do not root against my team.

2. Do not call me at any time on Sundays, Monday nights, and Thursday nights.

3. If for some reason you decide to text me during a game, it better be to ask me "Did you see that!" to which I will always respond, "What the heck do you think!"

4. If someone is dying, call 911 before you call me because I'm guessing they'll answer. I won't.

5. If someone has already died, do not call me, there's obviously nothing I can do. Also, there's no need for both of us to be sad at the same time.

6 If you're confused about my availability until February, please refer back to rule #2.
Football season rules

1. Do not root against my team.

2. Do not call me at any time on Sundays, Monday nights, and Thursday nights.

3. If for some reason you decide to text me during a game, it better be to ask me "Did you see that!" to which I will always respond, "What the heck do you think!"

4. If someone is dying, call 911 before you call me because I'm guessing they'll answer. I won't.

5. If someone has already died, do not call me, there's obviously nothing I can do. Also, there's no need for both of us to be sad at the same time.

6 If you're confused about my availability until February, please refer back to rule #2.


Memes,  Best Football Jokes,  
    
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Men are absolutely useless when it comes to planning things ahead of time yet are somehow able to coordinate an entire fantasy football draft, blows my mind.
Men are absolutely useless when it comes to planning things ahead of time yet are somehow able to coordinate an entire fantasy football draft, blows my mind.

Memes,  Women Jokes About Men,  Fantasy Football Jokes,  
    
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Don't care. Even if it means not caring about anything.

Just do it. Or don't. I don't care.
Don't care. Even if it means not caring about anything.

Just do it. Or don't. I don't care.


Memes,  Jay Cutler Jokes,  Nike Jokes,  
    
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Guys, I could be wrong, but I'm starting to think objections over NFL players taking a knee might have been about more than just respecting our troops.
Guys, I could be wrong, but I'm starting to think objections over NFL players taking a knee might have been about more than just respecting our troops.

Memes,  Racism Meme,  
    
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What do we want?

Players to respect freedom

How do we get that?

Force them!

What do we not understand?

Freedom
What do we want?

Players to respect freedom

How do we get that?

Force them!

What do we not understand?

Freedom


Memes,  Freedom Meme,  Athlete Jokes,  
    
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NFL is pretty chill when it comes to violence against women and brain damage but I guess free speech is where they draw the line
NFL is pretty chill when it comes to violence against women and brain damage but I guess free speech is where they draw the line

Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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Philadelphia is 2-0 vs. University of Michigan this year
Philadelphia is 2-0 vs. University of Michigan this year

Memes,  Sports Jokes One Liners,  Michigan Wolverines Jokes,  
    
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Papa Johns: The NFL protests are hurting business and there's no other possible explanation.

Also Papa Johns:
Papa Johns: The NFL protests are hurting business and there's no other possible explanation.

Also Papa Johns:


Memes,  Pizza Jokes,  
    
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Patriots to the pit of misery!

Dilly dilly!
Patriots to the pit of misery!

Dilly dilly!


Memes,  Sport Team Jokes,  New England Patriots Jokes,  
    
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