Nightmare Jokes

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Nightmares are just free horror movies that you produce, direct, and star in.
Nightmares are just free horror movies that you produce, direct, and star in.

Memes,  Jokes About Dreams,  
    
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When you spend all night chasing people in their nightmares

But nobody asks you about chasing your dreams
When you spend all night chasing people in their nightmares

But nobody asks you about chasing your dreams


Memes,  Jokes About Scary Movies,  Jokes About Dreams,  
    
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My worst nightmare was when they had to puff air into my eyes #
My worst nightmare was when they had to puff air into my eyes #

Memes,  Eye Jokes,  
    
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A Lexus owners

Worst nightmare
A Lexus owners

Worst nightmare


Lexus Jokes,  Car Memes,  
    
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When it's late at night & ur tryna go to bed but then u think of that slightly embarrassing thing u did 10 years ago
When it's late at night & ur tryna go to bed but then u think of that slightly embarrassing thing u did 10 years ago

Memes,  Going To Bed Jokes,  Funny And Relatable,  
    
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Aaaaagh!!

Slug nightmares
Aaaaagh!!

Slug nightmares


Slug Jokes,  Jokes About Dreams,  
    
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God made me...

So Chuck Norris could have nightmares
God made me...

So Chuck Norris could have nightmares


Clint Eastwood Jokes,  Best Chuck Norris Joke,  
    
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*last night, gf was big s

*hand cupping balls

when suddenly,  a nightmare appears!

*grip tightens severely



whu-

oh! sorry!
*last night, gf was big s

*hand cupping balls

when suddenly, a nightmare appears!

*grip tightens severely



whu-

oh! sorry!


Spooning Jokes,  Boyfriend Meme,  
    
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What did King Tut say when he had a nightmare?

 I want my mummy!
What did King Tut say when he had a nightmare?

I want my mummy!


Egypt Puns,  Mummy Jokes,  
    
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Uh-oh

And so began the nightmarish existence that would plague Doug for years to come.
Uh-oh

And so began the nightmarish existence that would plague Doug for years to come.


Funny Squirrel Images,  Cupid Jokes,  Mistake Jokes,  
    
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When u have to watch cartoons after a scary movie so you don't have nightmares
When u have to watch cartoons after a scary movie so you don't have nightmares

Memes,  Funny Cartoon Jokes,  Scary Movie Jokes,  
    
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Steven Seagal

Because God wants Chuck Norris to have nightmares
Steven Seagal

Because God wants Chuck Norris to have nightmares


Steven Seagal Jokes,  Chuck Norris Jokes,  Chuck Norris Memes,  
    
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When u gotta watch cartoons after a scary movie so you don't have nightmares
When u gotta watch cartoons after a scary movie so you don't have nightmares

Memes,  Funny Cartoon Jokes,  Scary Movie Jokes,  
    
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Line up of cub cadets.....

John Deere's worst nightmare
Line up of cub cadets.....

John Deere's worst nightmare


John Deere Jokes,  Tractor Jokes,  
    
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nightmare

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nightmare

s


Squash Jokes,  Dildo Jokes,  
    
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