Ninja Jokes

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Ninja jokesYou don't find ninja ninja find you
Some people take offense to the n-word and there are a few people that refuse to use it, but will replace it with Ninja. Ninjas are actually specially trained, usually only come out at night and sneak up on you out of nowhere. I guess you can really replace one word for the other.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral ninja jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Catch moth with one hand 

Ninja
Catch moth with one hand

Ninja


Moth Jokes,  Foul Bachelor Frog Meme,  
    
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Wait a minute!!!
Wait a minute!!!

Memes,  Funny Movie Memes,  
    
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I'm a ninja.

No you're not.

Did you see me do that?

Do what?

Exactly.
I'm a ninja.

No you're not.

Did you see me do that?

Do what?

Exactly.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Ninja Sayings,  
    
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Oh look!

It's a finished painting of the people who want to date you!

Ninja chicks

They want to date me
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Bil: OH LOOK I DREW A PIC OF YOUR PENIS
Oh look!

It's a finished painting of the people who want to date you!

Ninja chicks

They want to date me


Bob Ross Jokes,  Picture Jokes,  
    
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Oh look!

It's a finished painting of the people who want to date you.

All those ninjas 

Want to date me? I'm honored!
Oh look!

It's a finished painting of the people who want to date you.

All those ninjas

Want to date me? I'm honored!


Bob Ross Jokes,  Date Jokes,  
    
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Dude

I'm a cabbage ninja
Dude

I'm a cabbage ninja


Cabbage Jokes,  Cat Memes (theme),  
    
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Creates his own s-rank jutsu and masters sage mode

Still a genin
Creates his own s-rank jutsu and masters sage mode

Still a genin


Memes,  Naruto Meme,  
    
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My brother and his wife got in a fight last night.

She apparently used his phone as a ninja star...
My brother and his wife got in a fight last night.

She apparently used his phone as a ninja star...


Funny Pictures,  Very Funny Photos Images,  
    
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so i just found out that my girl has these sick  ninja masks. i feel like scorpion from mortal combat. w did she hide this from me for so long?
so i just found out that my girl has these sick ninja masks. i feel like scorpion from mortal combat. w did she hide this from me for so long?

Memes,  Stupid Man Jokes,  Ninja Fail,  
    
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Ninjas? Aliens?

Arias!
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Ninjas? Aliens?

Arias!


Memes,  Jodi Arias Memes,  Aliens Meme Guy,  
    
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Women want someone who can make them laugh and someone who they feel safe with, so basically, a clown ninja.
Women want someone who can make them laugh and someone who they feel safe with, so basically, a clown ninja.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Quotes About Women,  Relationship Goals,  
    
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Mad ninja skillz?
Mad ninja skillz?

Memes,  Ed Edd Eddy Meme,  
    
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What up my ninja!? 

Hey man, I know what you're implying when you say that. Just because you're not saying the actual word doesn't make it OK. 

Wasn't talking to you, dude.
What up my ninja!?

Hey man, I know what you're implying when you say that. Just because you're not saying the actual word doesn't make it OK.

Wasn't talking to you, dude.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Internet Comics,  
    
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