Nonveg Jokes

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do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? 

go ask your mother.
do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children?

go ask your mother.


Funny Jokes,  Momma Jokes,  
    
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renault and ford are working on a new small car for women. they are mixing the clio and the taurus, and calling it the "aurus." 

it comes in pink and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.
newest ford car

renault and ford are working on a new small car for women. they are mixing the clio and the taurus, and calling it the "aurus."

it comes in pink and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.


Funny Jokes,  Ford Jokes,  
    
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jailed dancer removes clothes, masturbates while in lding cell
jailed dancer removes clothes, masturbates while in lding cell

Funny Jokes,  Funny News Stories,  Jokes About Strippers,  
    
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roses are red
violets are blue

this is a goose
let's have sexual intercourse
roses are red
violets are blue

this is a goose
let's have sexual intercourse


Funny Quotes,  Funny Love Poems,  
    
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since it's your birthday, i'll let you leave the lights on.
since it's your birthday, i'll let you leave the lights on.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Happy Birthday Wishes,  
    
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dat sofa
dat sofa

Memes,  
    
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what do i have in common with neutrinos? uh, we're both constantly penetrating your mom.
what do i have in common with neutrinos? uh, we're both constantly penetrating your mom.

Funny Jokes,  Your Mom Jokes,  
    
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oh no! you're gonna have to suck the poison out!

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did you  swallow the poison?

oh no! you're gonna have to suck the poison out!

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hey, check out this cool snake!

oh no! you're gonna have to suck the poison out!

*slurp*

*gulp*

did you swallow the poison?

oh no! you're gonna have to suck the poison out!

*slurp*


Funny Pictures,  Funny Gay Comics,  
    
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when she realize

the  2 big
when she realize

the 2 big


Memes,  Funny Penis Quotes,  Funny Pictures Of Women,  
    
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At a doctors office, theres three pregnant women sitting in the waiting room. One brunette, one redhead, and a blonde.

The brunette announces Im having a girl, The redhead asks, How do you know? The brunette replied Because, I was on top when I got pregnant.

The redhead then says, Then I must be having a boy, I was on the bottom when I got pregnant.

Then the brunette and the redhead turn to the blonde who is now sobbing uncontrollably. Whats wrong? The brunette asked.

The blonde turned to her and said, Im having a litter of puppies!


Brunette Jokes,  Redhead Jokes Funny,  Funny Blonde Jokes,  
    
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a blonde drops off her black dress at the cleaners. 

on the way out the door, the lady at the counter says "come again." 

the blonde says "no its toothpaste this time you nosey ".
a blonde drops off her black dress at the cleaners.

on the way out the door, the lady at the counter says "come again."

the blonde says "no its toothpaste this time you nosey ".


Funny Jokes,  Funny Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.


Funny Blonde Jokes,  Tasteless Jokes One Liners,  
    
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oray for celibacy!

will you have sex with me? 

no!

oray for celibacy!
oray for celibacy!

will you have sex with me?

no!

oray for celibacy!


Funny Jokes,  Celibacy Jokes,  
    
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Three young women, a Tamilian, a Maharashtrian and a Punjaban, who all happened to die on the same day, arrived in the office of Dharamraj, the keeper of life's records. He first questioned the Tamilian about her lifestyle.' I have been very good: a virgin till I married, utterly faithful and dutiful to my husband. I looked after my mother-in-law and prayed to Tirupati everyday.'
'That's very good. I will recommend you for first class accommodation in paradise,' said Dharamraj.
The Maharashtrian came next.' I was a full-blooded Maratha so I could not be quite as chaste in thought and deed as my Tamilian sister. But I didn't hurt anyone and I kept my husband happy.
'For you, second class accommodation in paradise,' replied Dharamraj.
'And what about you?', he asked the lady from the land of the five rivers.
'I was a very bad woman,' she replied.' I did everything I shouldn't have done: I never said my prayers, I quarrelled with my saas (mother-in-law), and had an affair with my devar (husband's younger brother).'
'That was very bad, behenjee,'said Dharamraj.' Do anything you like with me but don't call me your behen,' snapped the Punjaban.
'Okay! In that case you come to my apartment this evening.'


Marathi Jokes,  
    
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after our date, i pe you're ready for me to lay six inches of average pipe on you baby.
after our date, i pe you're ready for me to lay six inches of average pipe on you baby.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Dating Sayings,  
    
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