North Carolina State Jokes

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I don't know what happened in North Carolina

And at this point, I'm too afraid to ask


Jokes About North Carolina,  Andy Meme,  
    
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Q: Did you hear that NC State's football team doesn't have a website?

A: They can't string three "Ws" together.


Good Football Jokes,  Sport Team Jokes,  
    
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Q. What's the difference between a North Carolina State sorority sister and a scarecrow?

A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.


Scarecrow Jokes,  University Jokes,  Sorority Jokes  
    
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Q: How many North Carolina State grads does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Lava lamps dont burn out man!


Graduate Jokes,  College Lightbulb Jokes  
    
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Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at NC State?

A. With a restraining order.


Men Vs Women Jokes,  Short Question Jokes  
    
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Q: Why do they not serve ice in drinks at NC State games anymore?

A: The student who knew the recipe graduated


So Dumb Jokes,  College Students Jokes  
    
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Q: What do North Carolina and NC State students have in common?

A: They both got in to Alabama


Jokes For Students On College,  School Puns  
    
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Q: Why do NC State grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?

A: So they can park in handicap spaces.


Alumni Jokes,  Clean Question And Answer Jokes  
    
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Q: What do they call students who go to NC State?

A: Rejects from University of North Carolina!


Jokes For Students On College,  University Jokes  
    
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Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the North Carolina State University library?

A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.


Library Jokes,  University Jokes  
    
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Q: What does the average North Carolina State University student get on his SAT?

A: Drool.


University Jokes,  College Students Jokes  
    
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Q: Did you hear about the fire in North Carolina State's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?

A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.


State Puns,  Football Jokes One Liners  
    
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Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the NC State Wolfpack campus?

A. An undergraduate degree. 


Funny College Jokes,  School And College Jokes,  
    
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Q: What should you do if you find three University Of North Carolina basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement?

A: Get more cement.


Fan Jokes,  Funny Question And Answer Jokes  
    
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