Norwich City Jokes

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Joe Royle and his team were at their end of season dinner.

The waiter came over and asked him what he would like from the menu.

He replied "I would like a sirloin steak, well done, with the special mustard sauce dressing."

"Yes sir", replied the waiter,"What about the vegetables?"

Joe replied,"Well, they can order their own."

Waiter Jokes,  Restaurant Jokes,  Dinner Jokes  

A burglary was recently committed at Norwich City's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a yellow and green carpet.

Robbery Jokes,  Police Humor  

Q. What's the difference between a coach load of City fans and a hedgehog?

A. On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

Hedgehog Jokes,  Sport Team Jokes,  Prick Jokes  

A Ipswich fan and a Norwich fan are in the pub watching the 6 O'clock news. A man us shown threatening to jump of a bridge. The Ipswich fan bets the Norwich fan £20 that he wont jump. The Norwich fan quickly takes the bet.
Sure enough the man jumps. So the Ipswich fan reluctantly hands over the £20.
The Norwich fan says to him "I can't take this"
But the Ipswich fan replies "No, a bets a bet. You won it, so take the money."
The Norwich fan then confesses. "Listen, I have to admit that I saw the 5 O'clock news, so can't take your money."
The Ipswich fan replies, "So did I, but never thought he would jump again."

Gambling Jokes,  Idiot And Fool Jokes,  Funny Suicide Jokes  

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