A Ipswich fan and a Norwich fan are in the pub watching the 6 O'clock news. A man us shown threatening to jump of a bridge. The Ipswich fan bets the Norwich fan £20 that he wont jump. The Norwich fan quickly takes the bet.
Sure enough the man jumps. So the Ipswich fan reluctantly hands over the £20.
The Norwich fan says to him "I can't take this"
But the Ipswich fan replies "No, a bets a bet. You won it, so take the money."
The Norwich fan then confesses. "Listen, I have to admit that I saw the 5 O'clock news, so can't take your money."
The Ipswich fan replies, "So did I, but never thought he would jump again."