Nose Picking Jokes

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Nose picking jokesI wanna pick your nose and put the booger in my nose
Have you ever seen someone dig so far up their nose it leaves you wondering if they’re trying to reach a thought? I guess if your brain itches you got to scratch it the best way you can huh. Just got to ask them if they’re digging for gold, or if they lost something.

Here you will find the best nose picking jokes on the Internet. I’m sure you’ve caught someone pick and flick or saw a flick and fail. They almost always go to shake someones hand immediately after. In the actual moment, it may not be a laughing matter but a good nose picking joke is always pretty funny. Take some time to browse around, be sure to caption it (kappit), rate, thumbs up and share with friends.
Why do Baboons have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers!
Why do Baboons have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers!


Nose Jokes For Kids,  Baboon Jokes,  
    
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When a ugly girl staring at me......

I do this & stare right back!
When a ugly girl staring at me......

I do this & stare right back!


Memes,  Ugly Girl Jokes,  
    
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When a ugly girl staring at me...

I do this & stare right back!
When a ugly girl staring at me...

I do this & stare right back!


Memes,  Ugly Girl Jokes,  
    
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A demonstration 

By Eric Holder on how to brainwash liberals
A demonstration

By Eric Holder on how to brainwash liberals


Eric Holder Jokes,  Liberal Jokes,  Political Jokes Funny,  
    
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Nor sure if fixing septum piercing 

Or picking nose
Nor sure if fixing septum piercing

Or picking nose


Memes,  Nose Ring Jokes,  
    
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Come on guys

Stop picking on Lebron!
Come on guys

Stop picking on Lebron!


Memes,  Lebron James Jokes,  Jokes About The Nba,  
    
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Compilation of some funny pranks pulled on strangers.

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Stangers Didnt Expect This - Pranks
Compilation of some funny pranks pulled on strangers.

Pranks,  Booger Jokes,  Funny Video Compilations  
    
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Fingers

For those times when a tissue just won't do the job.
Fingers

For those times when a tissue just won't do the job.


Demotivational Posters,  Booger Jokes,  
    
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What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

You pick it!


Nose Jokes For Kids,  Nose Puns,  Silly Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Hoping picking your bulgar will destract your shot.
Hoping picking your bulgar will destract your shot.

Meme,  Funny Sports Pictures,  
    
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That awkward moment 

When you get to a red light, and you see someone picking their nose
That awkward moment

When you get to a red light, and you see someone picking their nose


Awkward Moment Memes,  Funny Moments,  Driving Humor  
    
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Did you hear the Kleenex factory workers went on strike? Now everyone will have to picket

Nose Jokes For Kids,  Booger Jokes,  101 One Liners,  Jokes For Little Kids,  
    
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A man is sitting at a park bench when another man sits next to him and they engage in conversation. Shortly after, the second man says, So, I bet youre an AUBURN fan.

The first man says enthusiastically, Why yes I am. How did you know? My intelligence? My wit? My good looks? The second fellow says, No. I saw your class ring when you were picking your nose.


Auburn Tigers Jokes,  College Humor Jokes,  Alumni Jokes  
    
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