Notre Dame Jokes

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After all the aftermath and destruction of the Notre Dame fire, the alter and cross remind untouched. Please explain to me how you don't believe in God after seeing this.

Because the melting point of gold is 1064C and a wood fire burns at around 600C
After all the aftermath and destruction of the Notre Dame fire, the alter and cross remind untouched. Please explain to me how you don't believe in God after seeing this.

Because the melting point of gold is 1064C and a wood fire burns at around 600C


Memes,  Fire Jokes,  
    
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Felt cute might burn down the cathedral later idk
Felt cute might burn down the cathedral later idk

Memes,  Fire Jokes,  Disney Jokes,  
    
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!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!!!!

You little fighting Irish
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Robb: Party like a champion!!
Party like a champion!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!!!!

You little fighting Irish


Funny Happy Birthday Memes,  Funny Irish Birthday Wishes,  
    
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notre dame girls

they're unreal!

no, seriously, they do not exist.
notre dame girls

they're unreal!

no, seriously, they do not exist.


Memes,  Blow Up Doll Jokes,  
    
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Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at Notre Dame?

A. With a restraining order.


Football Puns,  Sport Team Jokes  
    
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Q: What do the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and pot have in common?

A: They both get smoked in bowls!


Fighting Jokes,  Best Irish Joke  
    
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Q: Whats the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and cheerios?

A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!


Cereal Puns,  Fighting Jokes,  Cereal Jokes  
    
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Q: What do Indiana and Notre Dame students have in common?

A: They both got in to University of Indiana!


University Jokes,  Indiana State Jokes  
    
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Q: What's the difference between an Notre Dame football player and a dollar?

A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.


Football Jokes One Liners,  Athlete Jokes  
    
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Q: How do you casterate a Notre Dame Fighting Irish fan?

A: Kick his sister in the mouth


Fighting Jokes,  Offensive Irish Jokes  
    
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One day Quasimodo returned home from a hard days work ringing the bells of Notre Dame when he found his beautiful wife standing in the kitchen holding a wok.
"Brilliant," said Quasimodo, "So we are having Chinese for supper tonight, Esmerelda?"
"No," replied Esmerelda, "I'm just ironing your shirt!"


Work Puns,  Job Humor,  Clothes Jokes  
    
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You're stranded on an island with a rabid dog, a crazed murderer and a Notre Dame fan. You have a gun but only two bullets, which do you shoot?

The Notre Dame fan (twice).


Shooting Jokes,  Murder Jokes,  College Humor Jokes,  College Rivalry Jokes,  
    
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