Number Jokes

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What do you call a tree that is made up of numbers?

A geome-tree.
What do you call a tree that is made up of numbers?

A geome-tree.


Geometry Puns,  Math Humor,  
    
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We are peas in a pod

Only there are a lot more than 3
We are peas in a pod

Only there are a lot more than 3


Pea Jokes,  Vegetable Jokes,  Short Funny Jokes,  
    
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Accounting department cleaner sweeping up numbers.
Accounting department cleaner sweeping up numbers.

Janitor Jokes,  Cleaning Jokes,  
    
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Q: 

What did zero say to eight?

A:

Nice belt!
Q:

What did zero say to eight?

A:

Nice belt!


Belt Jokes,  Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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Not sure if common core math or

A bunch of random numbers I'm told is the answer to 2+2
Not sure if common core math or

A bunch of random numbers I'm told is the answer to 2+2


Common Core Math Meme,  Futurama Fry Meme (theme),  Not Sure If Meme (theme),  
    
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According to mathematicians, 0!= 1

What...
According to mathematicians, 0!= 1

What...


Grasshopper Jokes,  Math Humor,  Student Humor,  
    
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45

Keep calm it's only a number
45

Keep calm it's only a number


Memes,  45th Birthday Jokes,  Keep Calm Jokes,  
    
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Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.


Memes,  Anti Joke Triceratops,  
    
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Psych!

That's the wrong number!
Psych!

That's the wrong number!


Memes,  Psychology Puns,  Supa Hot Fire Meme,  
    
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Here's my number

Call me, maeby
Here's my number

Call me, maeby


Memes,  Michael Cera Meme,  
    
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The number of days since the WWE World Heavyweight Title has been defended.
The number of days since the WWE World Heavyweight Title has been defended.

Memes,  Wwe Jokes,  Wrestling Jokes,  
    
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Awwh I'm sorry

The guy you are trying to reach is teamlatina now so lose his number
Awwh I'm sorry

The guy you are trying to reach is teamlatina now so lose his number


Memes,  Latin American Jokes,  Number Puns,  
    
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I have no value
I have no value

Funny Jokes,  Number Puns,  
    
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that moment when

u change ur number on z
that moment when

u change ur number on z


Memes,  Phone Humor,  
    
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tell the count if i see him on sesame start again

his days are numbered
tell the count if i see him on sesame start again

his days are numbered


Baby Godfather Meme (theme),  Sesame Street Jokes,  Baby Godfather,  
    
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